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Post by **Milfmog** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:22 pm

This morning I got a wolf whistle and "Nice legs" while I was filling the car with petrol.

I grinned, thanked her and asked if she'd had her eyes tested recently. We both had a chuckle and carried on with what we were doing.

Have fun,

Ian.

Since1982 · Post by **Since1982** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:20 pm

My favorite answer to "What clan are you in?" is "Ku Klux"...which definitely leaves them thinking deeeeep thoughts..and looking at me sideways..

When "This is really cheeky of me, but please tell me - what are you wearing under your kilt/skirt?" comes, I just look openly at them and reply, "Yes, it is", and walk away.

Brandy · Post by **Brandy** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:07 pm

Is that a kilt?

"Yes"

Special occasion?

"Yes, I'm not at work"

staticsan · Post by **staticsan** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:28 am

Brandy wrote:Special occasion?

"Yes, I'm not at work"

Ooh - that's a good variant. I had some friends I surprised with a kilt the other week. They tended to insist that there must be a reason and it eventually occurred to me to say that it was the last time we were meeting the way we were (but I'll see them again elsewhere).

Wade.

Post by **Milfmog** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:51 am

When asked if it's a special occasion, I often reply that it's the first Saturday (Sunday....) of the week. That usually results in a moment of blank expression followed by a bemused shake of the head.

Have fun,

Ian.

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