Joke

[Gregg1100]

Three dead bodies turned up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles
on their faces.

The coroner called the police inspector to tell them what had happened
and said, "The first body, Pierre Dubois, a Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure

while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile," said the
coroner.

"The second body, Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, had won £50,000 on
the lottery, bought 6 bottles of whisky to celebrate and died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the big smile."

The police inspector asked, "What about the third body?"

"Ah," said the coroner, "This is the most unusual one, Paddy
Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquired the inspector.

The coroner replied, "He thought he was having his picture taken."

[Gregg1100]

[Kirbstone]

Both very good, Gregg.

T.

[Since1982]

Gregg, I've seen this one before, but with a spelling error...Here it is...see if you notice the error>>..

The coroner called the police inspector to tell them what had happened
and said, "The first body, Pierre Dubois, a Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure

while making love to his 20-year old matress. Hence the enormous smile," said the
coroner.

We also see what the guys at the top see and what the guys at the bottom see, but what do the guys on the 2nd row and third row see??

[Gregg1100]

Nothing whatsoever wrong with the spelling in the joke. The second and third line are middle management, and some of the dipsticks that pass for that grade can only be described exactly as the bottom row think. Spelling right or wrong, I would not criticize another forum members way of getting words onto a screen.

[Taj]

It seemed to me that Since1982 was changing spelling to create a funny error, not that he was pointing out an error. Mattress instead of mistress is funny.