An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm
for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly
shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some orange
and grapefruit trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down
to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while
and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back
some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming
out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out
of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed
the alligator...'
Some older men can still think fast...
Uncle Al
