Funny skirt/kilt stories

DanR · Post by **DanR** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:12 pm

Okay, guys, so what's the most humorous thing that's happened to you while you've been out and about skirted/kilted? It can be something someone said to you or a situation that made you laugh anyway.

binx · Post by **binx** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:33 pm

When I was asked if I was Irish while wearing my Old Navy denim skirt and sandals...Just a few chuckles. But when a good breeze came along while waiting in line for a rock concert in a kilt, and ended up mooning everyone behind me, we all had a laugh!:D

binx

Since1982 · Post by **Since1982** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:12 pm

About a year ago was the first time I went to Bingo wearing an "invisible" denim knee length straight skirt, it was winter, (here that's about 65 degrees F) I was wearing heavy white cotton socks and sports shoes, a navy blue T-shirt and a no sleeves denim jacket from my old motorcycle days. I walked in and up to the guy who takes your money and sells you bingo paper sheets to dab. Now he'd seen me for years playing Bingo there, but always wearing knee length denim shorts or cutoffs. He didn't notice anything different until I turned and started walking to the table I was going to play at. He called out to me and said, "Hey Skip, what's wrong with your shorts, are they split out in the crotch?"....I turned around and said, noooo, I removed the crotch, cut out the inseams and sewed them together front and back!....Moment of silence from him.....lonnnngggg moment..."Oh" but, why did you do that?" I then explained to him that I was surprised he'd noticed as I'd already been there for an hour playing a preliminary game with other members before the real Elks Lodge Bingo started. He responded with ...but but but why did you do that, it makes it look almost like a skirt...To which I replied with a chuckle, it is a skirt now, a male skirt, they are all the rage now, haven't you seen them on TV??

I was there for 4 hours that night and the whole night long he kept walking by me and taking yet another look after another look ad infinitum..Finally the President of the lodge came over to me after the Bingo was over and asked why I didnt wear my shorts like usual...I said, these are them. These are the shorts I used to wear here but this way they give me massive support in my lower back and hips when sitting. OKKKK he said, do you plan to continue wearing THAT to Bingo?..I said, sure, would you rather I didn't?..No, he said, it's ok I guess.. and I was laughing all night long after that...That was my best memory of all the interactions I've had since I started wearing skirts in public 14 months ago.

iain · Post by **iain** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:20 am

well, this will either make you laugh or get me banned, but it's completely true.. I went to see the monaco F1 race in a big sports cafe in london. and I wore this authentic kilt but it was quite short, and anyway, there I was, minding my own business but happy that everybody was being very respectful when this very pretty spanish girl came up and grabbed the chair next to me and said, "we race, yes?"

and so we were sitting there like kids, she pretending to be alonso, and me being schumacher. anyway, the race was really exciting and then schumacher goes into the tunnel but comes out with one wheel missing, having struck montoya's car somewhere inside, and the whole place erupted, just suddenly in absolute uproar, so she jumped on the chair and grabbed my hair and.. well, mimed what might have been the most intimate of embraces..

it was so utterly spontaneous and, I think, all because of that kilt!

Tim Stannard · Post by **Tim Stannard** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:25 pm

Some people have all the luck. L.O.L