For your sarcastic friends

Post by **Uncle Al** » Sat May 23, 2020 3:32 am

Uncle Al

FranTastic444 · Post by **FranTastic444** » Sat May 23, 2020 12:37 pm

I remember from my teen years being round a friends house, where my pal was giving his mom some "backchat" over something or other. At one point she turned around and, in a withering tone, uttered the phrase "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit". Without missing a beat, he was back at his mother with his reply "And the highest form of intelligence". Somebody had clearly been reading Oscar Wilde

On that note, I love the response to "you can't polish a turd". And don't get me started on the response to someone saying that their mouth feels like the bottom of a birdcage!!!!! If you know that one, don't post it up here as Carl won't be amused

Sinned · Post by **Sinned** » Sat May 23, 2020 5:17 pm

Finish it: "I'm not surprised you had a cockatoo in it last night!"

There's no subtlety with me.

Kirbstone · Post by **Kirbstone** » Sat May 23, 2020 9:38 pm

Not a nice thread. Best buried.

Tom

Shilo · Post by **Shilo** » Sun May 24, 2020 10:44 am

Before it gets locked; the response to the first one :— but you can roll it in glitter

Sinned · Post by **Sinned** » Mon May 25, 2020 12:04 pm

What's wrong with a bit of innuendo? Great comedy is based around it.

new2skirts · Post by **new2skirts** » Mon May 25, 2020 2:27 pm

Sinned wrote: ↑
Mon May 25, 2020 12:04 pm
What's wrong with a bit of innuendo? Great comedy is based around it.

I thought an innuendo was a Spanish suppository before I found this thread

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