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Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby dillon » Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:33 am

Gotta love you Brits...

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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby STEVIE » Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:59 am

Hi Dillon
That would have been way too subtle for Benny Hill.
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby skirtyscot » Tue Feb 05, 2019 9:11 pm

Is that even possible? The story is made up.
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby pelmut » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:08 pm

There is no such thing as a normal person, only someone you don't know very well yet.
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby dillon » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:32 am

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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby moonshadow » Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:06 am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Humanity... it's beyond scary.... it's just down right hilarious at this point!

I think I would have loved to witness this, I would have about died laughing....
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby Fred in Skirts » Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:47 am

I once visited a topless coffee shop where the waitresses squirted breast milk into the coffee cups of the patrons as requested. They did it from about three feet away from the cups. it was fun to watch!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby Sinned » Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:08 pm

What a waste of the milk that didn't reach the cup!
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby Fred in Skirts » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:13 pm

:kiltdance:

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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby dillon » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:28 am

Did the place specialize in women recently in parturition? Not sure how long a woman keeps milking after the infant progresses in age.

TBH, I'm kinda sorry I brought up this topic...
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby Freedomforall » Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:18 am

I grew up on a farm and can tell you that milk from cows and goats can be squirted quite a distance. It depends on how full the udder is.
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby denimini » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:30 am

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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby skirtyscot » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:46 pm

Keep on skirting,

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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby Sinned » Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:30 pm

dillon, as long as there is demand then lactation, once started, can continue pretty much indefinitely. There are enough stories of women still breastfeeding children of 5, 6, 7 or more. Women can be induced to lactate even if they haven't given birth. Nipple stimulation for 15 or 20 minutes several times per day will induce lactation without the intervention of any drugs. Of course that amount of stimulation, oral or otherwise, is likely to produce very sore nipples and hence beyond the tolerance of most women. Very few are able to devote the time needed also. There are also instances of grandmothers or even men lactating to feed children where the mother isn't around to or isn't able to breastfeed. So the caveat "use it or lose it" still applies here.
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby lazerr » Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:56 pm

From my experience, yes it is absolutely possible.. What isn't likely is a woman not breastfeeding could keep it going enough to squirt.
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