I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
- moonshadow
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I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
APRIL FOOL!

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Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
Since your "FOOLED" us giving away all your skirted gear - what do you do when there are no more clothes in the closet ?
Surely you gave all your men's wear away and the Lord knows you can't run around naked since you no longer are in the Garden (of Eden)
and Fig Leafs are no longer in vogue.
Ah the solution you become Susquasch (aka Big Foot) the hairy ape of the Appalachian's !
Fool me once but not twice - ah er maybe - sort of - kind of such Tom foolery.
Just don't take any colored pills (Matrix) or drink any toxic Kool Aid !
Surely you gave all your men's wear away and the Lord knows you can't run around naked since you no longer are in the Garden (of Eden)
and Fig Leafs are no longer in vogue.
Ah the solution you become Susquasch (aka Big Foot) the hairy ape of the Appalachian's !
Fool me once but not twice - ah er maybe - sort of - kind of such Tom foolery.
Just don't take any colored pills (Matrix) or drink any toxic Kool Aid !
"YES SKIRTING MATTERS"!
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !
Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
April Fools are only valid before mid-day. After that the fooler is the fool. At least it always has been in Englandshire and more specifically Durhamshire and Yorkshire. 
I believe in offering every assistance short of actual help but then mainly just want to be left to be myself in all my difference and uniqueness.
Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
You're kidding, right?Sinned wrote:April Fools are only valid before mid-day. After that the fooler is the fool. At least it always has been in Englandshire and more specifically Durhamshire and Yorkshire.
Courage, conviction, nerve, verve, dash, panache, guts, nuts, balls, gall, élan, stones, whatever. Get some and get skirted.
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Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
In my time zone it was before mid-day!Sinned wrote:April Fools are only valid before mid-day. After that the fooler is the fool. At least it always has been in Englandshire and more specifically Durhamshire and Yorkshire.
You just want my skirts!
Ahhh... But you have to wake up pretty early to get one over on Moon Shadow!
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Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
All board times are listed as UTC (GMT in old money). Thus, Moon's post before midday local time as it's UTC-5 or UTC-4 depending upon daylight saving.Sinned wrote:April Fools are only valid before mid-day. After that the fooler is the fool. At least it always has been in Englandshire and more specifically Durhamshire and Yorkshire.
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Moon, you beat me to it!
Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
My time is UTC+8, so it is April 2 already here!
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Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
That's my understanding as well, Morning only. in words, more or less as Sinned put it.Caultron wrote:You're kidding, right?Sinned wrote:April Fools are only valid before mid-day. After that the fooler is the fool. At least it always has been in Englandshire and more specifically Durhamshire and Yorkshire.
I am the God of Hellfire! and I bring you truffles!
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Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
And this little ditty to use after wards.
April fools has passed and your the biggest fool at last!!
Fred
April fools has passed and your the biggest fool at last!!
Fred
"It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide: 1869 - 1951
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
Sorry I forgot about time zones and it's easy not to realise that there can be literally half a world between some of us and hence many hours difference. Sometimes this café seems so much smaller. I'll keep my mouth shut next time. 
I believe in offering every assistance short of actual help but then mainly just want to be left to be myself in all my difference and uniqueness.
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Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
Sinned wrote:Sometimes this café seems so much smaller. I'll keep my mouth shut next time.
Nah don't do that, it takes the fun out of life.
Fred
"It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide: 1869 - 1951
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
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Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
My tradtonal Aprl Fools joke is to wrte a note to someone beginning with the phone number of a local funeral parlor, and a note that reads "Call. They have a box for you."
As a matter of fact, the sun DOES shine out of my ...
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Re: I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.
Only a fool wastes a good gag on April 1. A good gag is appropriate any day of the year.
Of note is that being on the receiving end of a well-executed prank is fully as rewarding as being the perpetrator. I know; I've been on both sides.
Of note is that being on the receiving end of a well-executed prank is fully as rewarding as being the perpetrator. I know; I've been on both sides.
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