Funeral

[Sarongman]

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very
elaborate funeral by the hospial he worked at for most of his life.

A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during
the service, as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At this point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm so sorry----I was just thinking of my own
funeral----I'm a gynecologist!"

[skirtyscot]

Excellent!

And I was relieved to see it was nothing to do with that recently deceased politician!