Kilted Airport Security Check

[Uncle Al]

No explanation required

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Hope this made you grin or laugh a bit

Uncle Al

[Jack Williams]

Sure did!

[Mugs-n-such]

Lol...very funny...but probably not for the gent in the picture.

[Caultron]

It's interesting how many women consider it fascinating for men to be naked under their kilts, and yet how few go without panties themselves.

[skirtyscot]

How do you know?

[Caultron]

How do you know?

Visible panty lines, for one. And I've seen reports that a lot of women worry about leakage or staining, But it's true there appear to be no reliable statistics on this.

[skirtyscot]

If they all wear underwear, that might explain their fascination with "real Scotsmen"!

[Caultron]

If they all wear underwear, that might explain their fascination with "real Scotsmen"!

Oh, not all. If you google questions like, "How many women wear panties?" or, "How many women go commando?" you find responses by women of both persuasions. And I did get flashed a couple of months ago at an outdoor restaurant.

I just find it interesting that many women seem to find men wearing kilts "regimental" interesting, but don't go that way themselves.

[skirtingtoday]

I have a couple of times been "frisked" at the airport check in whilst wearing a 17" khaki cargo skirt - (I had underwear on BTW). No comments were made the first time - he just ran his hands round the edge of the hem.

The second time (by chance it was the same fellow) he gave me a broad smile... before frisking me again.

(BTW - I have a pacemaker so cannot go through the metal detector and need to be physically checked each time - however, the new full body scanners dispense with that - not sure I am pleased at that development or not )

[Milfmog]

I have a pacemaker so cannot go through the metal detector and need to be physically checked each time - however, the new full body scanners dispense with that - not sure I am pleased at that development or not

Are those still in use? I thought they'd been consigned to the scrap heap.

Have fun,


Ian.

[Zorba]

As I'm all skirts all the time, I'm always wearing one when I fly. Once, I had a TSA guy having me position my legs this way and that - obviously looking for a thigh holster or somesuch (Below the knee suede skirt), I finally told him "You know, its all PG-13 rated under this thing, just lift it up and look!". He was all "You may proceed, sir." after that!

[Caultron]

As I'm all skirts all the time, I'm always wearing one when I fly. Once, I had a TSA guy having me position my legs this way and that - obviously looking for a thigh holster or somesuch (Below the knee suede skirt), I finally told him "You know, its all PG-13 rated under this thing, just lift it up and look!". He was all "You may proceed, sir." after that!

It's hard to imagine they hassle women that way. Or do they?

[Zorba]

It's hard to imagine they hassle women that way. Or do they?

I fly frequently. It's only happened a couple of times - and to THAT extent only once.

[r.m.anderson]

I have a pacemaker so cannot go through the metal detector and need to be physically checked each time - however, the new full body scanners dispense with that - not sure I am pleased at that development or not

Are those still in use? I thought they'd been consigned to the scrap heap.

Have fun,


Ian.

Ian:
The full body scan machines are or will be removed when a replacement is available.
I liked the full scan machines a lot better but there were operational drawbacks
in that it took about 15 seconds to process each passenger. The old style would
allow maybe twice as many checks in the same time but allow some plastic weapons
to pass undetected. The full scan machines were a bit more thorough and less
invasive than the physical check.
Solution would be to let everyone fly with the "Emperor's New Wardrobe" (NAKED!).
Don't let RyanAir in your country hear about this they would want to charge a FEE ! LOL

"Skirt-Kilt-ON"
rma

[Kirbstone]

At the moment Ryanair are actively considering a charge for clothing worn, use of the toilets aboard and for looking out of the windows once airborne.

T.