Now, there were two cats, one English, the other French. The English cat was called One-two-three, the French cat was called Un-deux-trois. They were out walking one day and needed to cross a river. The English cat made it to the other side, but the French cat (quatre) cinq (sank) !!
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Cats
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skirtingtoday
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Very Good! 
You don't get many bi-lingual jokes!
And French is one language I do know a bit. Struggling with other languages though
You don't get many bi-lingual jokes!
And French is one language I do know a bit. Struggling with other languages though"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on" - Winston Churchill.
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it" - Joseph Goebbels
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it" - Joseph Goebbels
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Mugs-n-such
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Re: Cats
Pauvre chat...que Dieu donne repose a son ame.
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skirtingtheissue
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Mathematician and magician Martin Gardner (of Scientific American fame) once mentioned a fellow with the last name of Ree and the first name of One-Tooth!
When I heard about skirting, I jumped in with both feet!
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Last Christmas I was unwrapping a present and a load of rice fell out. I knew it was Uncle Ben's
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