Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients.
*The first surgeon said, " Electricians are the best, everything inside is colour coded."
* The second surgeon says, " No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
* The third surgeon shut them all up when he said: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus the head and arse are interchangeable.
Three Surgeons
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Ha! Now there's a keeper.
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Nice one, Gregg. Love it. Can't think of a rejoiner just now, but I suppose with so many organs missing they could best be described as 'lightweight'?
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Nice one!
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That's a dandy, I know some politicians that would fit right in there. Especially the part with the head and arse interchanging. 
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