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At exactly 1:15 AM EST The morning of the first, I become 69. I feel really ancient. I was born dead Nov. 1, 1941 at 1:15 am. I was blue, still and quiet. I know I looked like that because I was above my body looking down at it from just under the ceiling. I was laying on a stainless steel sideboard of a sink and a man dressed in dark blue was mopping the floor. I saw myself move, so did he and he screamed for doctors and nurses to return and I was suddenly back IN my body and looking out my eyes instead of looking at my eyes from outside. I saw I had long white blond hair, blue skin covered with blood and bright blue eyes while I was still above me looking down. For a long time I thought I imagined all that, but have many times during my life been told of similar experiences other people had. So it must have been true.

When I was 23, I visited Reading Pa. and went to St. Joeseph's Hospital where I was delivered and spoke to the staff and was introduced to a OR assisstant who was there when I was born and she remembered my birth and everything I told her I thought I remembered, she said really did happen. It was the first time she'd ever seen anything like that. She was a teenage candy striper when I was born. Amazing.. She said she was in the other room washing up and heard the Mop man holler that I was moving, and the ER team rushed in and got me breathing regularly again. I was born 1 month premature. I weighed 3 and a half pounds and have been gaining ever since. I remembered myself tiny and frail and determined to never be like that again, I guess. I think I overdid that part. :D :D

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********** "HAPPY BIRTHDAY 'SKIP'" **********

I beat you to 69 by 44 days but I did not have the out of body birth experience you did.

Hope your day will be memorable and full of exciting things - Ah leave the alligator catching
to the younger generation. Your odds are better in the casino.

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Well, now that it's November 1st,

:hb: Since1982 :!:

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Ah leave the alligator catching
to the younger generation. Your odds are better in the casino.
That picture is 29 years old, I was 40 and in lots better physical condition than I'm in now. I don't even go to the casinos to gamble, I play online at PokerStars.com and FullTilt.com and UltimateBet.com (UB is the one that got caught cheating the clients by several of the employees of UB, Their "house pro" is Phil Hellmuth, or, as I call him, Phil Hellmouth..I think mouth fits him much better than just muth. Check out this interaction he had while losing a hand to an Eastern European in the 2009 WSOP. You can watch and count him down to the explosion. A whole bunch of "you're an idiot" to the player that beat him..the RIO hotel finally sat him out for a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99-jcla0MHc
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Happy Birthday, Skip! And many more to follow.
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Yeah. Happy birthday, Skip. It's a pleasure to know you. Long may that last.
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Happy Birthday and many more to come. :D :D
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TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY ALL... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :thewave:

Too bad we can't find a "thewave" smilie with little guys in skirts.
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Bit late, but Happy Birthday Skip!
Sorry, I been moving my bathroom downstairs before replacing joists and floor, not had much time to compute.
Anyway, happy thingy, again.
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