Bathroom signs

[Davy]

One time when I stopped at a convenience store while wearing a skirt, 2 girls were looking at me and snickering a bit. Then one said to the other, "I wonder which restroom he uses when he wears that?" Since they were both wearing pants, I asked them which restroom they used when they were wearing pants. They stormed off in a huff without ever answering my question; obviously neither had ever thought of that before.