With apologies to Don, I am going to quote out-of-order here.
Don wrote:The upshot of all of this is that "skirtsmanship" is a VERY SUBTLE art! Do it skillfully, and you will have a HUGE and POSITIVE impact. Do it poorly, and you're gonna look stupid! [...]
This is almost axiomatic, and something that I suspect that most -- if not all -- of us here understand at a gut level. If we're to wear these sorts of garments out and about in public -- effectively poking a stick in society's notion of "menswear" -- then we need to make it look believeable and we need to make it look
good. This involves numerous facets among which are that (1) few of us share the same "body type", (2) it's unlikely that we all have the same complexions, (3) we probably don't share the same sense of personal aesthetic, and (4) we likely don't all see eye-to-eye on what sorts of "accessories" work or not. It's a bit of a free-for-all at the moment, and I'll posit that that is a good thing.
One thing I feel
very strongly about is that I do
NOT want to see skirt-rigs -- if they ever are accepted in the mainstream -- become as tightly constrained as the "penguin suit". That would subvert the whole notion and relegate it to meaningless. The notion needs to retain some "edge" to it if it's to thrive.
Don wrote:[...] design constraints imposed by nature...
There's the obvious hip-waist-length ratios that are different for men and women. A woman's body is shaped like an hourglass, so she has those beautiful flairing hips which make a perfect mounting platform for a wide variety of skirts. A man's body is shaped like a triangle, broadest at the shoulders and narrowest at the ankles, i.e. no mounting platform! [...]
This varies from individual to individual, and the current "fashion trend" for women to be emaciated waifs with boy-like "curves" can work quite well to our (men's) advantage, meaning that we can find stuff -- especially in the juniors' section for those with slender builds -- that can work stunningly well. I absolutely concur that few sights can compare with a classic hourglass figure as a "platform" for showing off a skirted rig, but that's not where the current batch of designers want to peg things.
Chaps with "keg abs" (I'm on my way there as I age) will likely need "support infrastructure" for holding a skirt up just as they do for trousers -- and either belts or braces (suspenders) work quite well in that regard. It'll be the younger set, or those with blast-furnace metabolisms, that can pull off "unsupported" looks.
Don wrote:Some men are reluctant to use handbags, so some kind of pockets would have to be provided. With a woman's skirt, this is more of an option.
Pockets on a skirt for me have always been optional, although welcome. I just have to take into account whether whatever skirt I'm contemplating has pockets before I decide on the rest of the rig. If I'm going to be wearing a jacket, then skirt-pockets are absolutely a non-issue as I'll have adequate pocket-space "up top". If I'm not going to be wearing a jacket, then I need to provide space, and that's usually in my shirt-pocket (for my wallet) which then pretty much mandates a waistcoat.
"Travelling light" (reducing the amount of cruft in one's wallet) goes a long way in helping find "alternate carrying spots" for the essentials. I've carried a bag on a few occasions, but find that I have a hard time keeping proper track of it if I put it down; this is a behavioural issue, and one that I suspect would auto-correct itself if I carried one more often.
Don wrote:Subtle earth-tones, rich fabrics, Etc. are the order of the day. I'm not sure about prints, but butterflies and birds and flowers are out.
I believe that this has more to do with colour and tone rather than any sort of pattern or print. I have a skirt that I'm quite enamoured of that's a floral -- but it's a subdued floral in dark reds, purples, and beiges, on a black background. It works amazingly well with a dress shirt that picks up the colours in the skirt. I've also got a couple of jewel-tone velvet skirts ("rich fabrics") that can work incredibly well depending on what I wear with them.
Don wrote:What about length? I wear shorts all summer, but not anywhere to which I want to be anything other that fully casual.
I completely agree that short skirts -- like shorts -- are meant for casual moments. I'm willing to let the gals wear short stuff any time they see fit (the "A dirty mind is a joy forever" dictum) but it's not something I would do. For professional attire, I prefer calf-length or longer, and wear such rigs frequently to work. I am not about to wear any of my minis to work!
The shaving of legs is absolutely a personal-preference option. I've been shaving mine since well before I started wearing skirts, but that's because I don't seem to be able to grow a proper pelt -- what I grow is patchy and looks like the moths have been at it. Legwear is certainly an option, and it's not as bad as folks make it out to be.
Don wrote:It would seem to me that a men's skirt would have to be compatible with that plumbing, and here we're talking something like a zipper fly!
At the risk of providing "too much information", I find this argument to be a non-starter save for very form-fitting skirts. Personally, I have no problem whatsoever in walking up to a urinal, deftly lifting the front of my skirt (and stuff underneath), adjusting other bits, doing my business, and letting it all down again. The view from astern shows precisely nothing more than if the entire skirt was at rest. This tactic, of course, won't work with "narrow hem" skirts, but for wide ones it works quite well. (One learns with time how to deal with assorted undergarments in use.)
Don wrote:There are a couple of things on womens skirts that are clearly quite femme, and I'm curious how they would translate to a mens skirt. One of these is a gold chain instead of a belt (which would very probably work).
The chain would very likely work well depending on the link structure. How about a scarf tied about the waist through the belt-loops? I've thought of trying that on myself a few times. (There was that time I managed to forget to put on a belt one morning and would up tying a length of Cat-5 cable around my waist....)
On "daring slits" and other reveals -- these can be devastatingly sexy, but I suspect one needs to judge one's audience and one's surroundings rather carefully. I don't know how well they'd work on the typical male physique. That said, it might be a workable look for the "more physically fit" of us.