"Sure"
"Well, I guess living in New Orleans has changed me. I've only lived here five years, I'm a redneck from the mountains of Virginia. But when you walked in the door wearing a skirt, I didn't think 'Oh look, that guy's wearing a skirt.' Instead, my FIRST reaction was to look and see if your shoes matched the skirt. Too many of the skirted guys that come in here have no ability to coordinate."

Come on in guys, the water's fine.
Chris