I finally found this one on Amazon and ordered it a few weeks ago. I'm wearing it today.
It seemed very appropriate considering the tendencies for area locals to get a little obnoxious from time to time while I'm out and about....
I mean... this is "America" after all, we're supposed to be free... right?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07S2PKCJF?re ... th=1&psc=1

Size photographed is "womens" size large.
For those who do not wish to be cast into hell, they have a mens size too!
