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A simplified urine test that may be relevant for old guys...
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer's
"It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide: 1869 - 1951 Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
First class diagnostics! Reminds me just a little of 'Dr'. Peter Sellers's reply to Sophia Loren's medical enquiry....'My initial diagnosis rules out measels and thrombosis and as far as I can te-e-e-ell.....'
Sad that Peter died of a heart attack not long after that and Sophia is still going strong.
