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[Sinned]

I have read a couple of articles in newspapers about supercool boxer shorts called Snowballs which come with three cooling packs which attach to a pouch on the front. Each pack stays cool for up to 30 minutes and lowers the testes' average temperature which is believed to significantly increase sperm count. Surely there are garments that contribute to this effect without the significant £35 cost and they are called SKIRTS!!!!

[wsherman]

BRRRRRR!
Yes skirts are more sensible indeed!

Bill & Sir Brinkley the Exubrant who agrees!

[dillon]

After clearing my driveway of ice and snow this week, I should be incredibly fertile...and I was just thinking mine had nearly frozen off...

[skirtyscot]

Bloody hell! Are they for real? That is like an idea hatched in the pub and weaned on beer. The correct thing to do with them is revisit them in the morning, when their incredible stupidity is immediately apparent.

"Imagine if you tried to keep your balls cold by putting a bag of ice cubes in your underpants!"
"Would be embarrassing when it leaked."
"You could always try shoving one of those gel-filled bottle coolers down your front."
"And to stop it falling out you could sew a little pouch on to slip it into."
"Ha ha ha brilliant. Get the beers in."

On a more practical note, if you slot a fresh ice pack in before heading for the bedroom, wouldn't it cool your ardour rather too much?

On the other hand, a skirt without underwear gives cooling ventilation and ease of access for a bit of foreplay!

[Colin]

After clearing my driveway of ice and snow this week, I should be incredibly fertile...and I was just thinking mine had nearly frozen off...

Brass Monkey weather!

[Raakone]

My first ex, who knew that I like to wear sarongs, suggested that I start wearing boxers because "that would give me the same freedom." No it wouldn't, because there's still the trousers I'd be wearing over them, and I was never into the baggy/saggy style, have no reason to get into it. Unless somehow some undies are bigger on the inside than the outside (really, WHO out there could violate such fundamental rules of physics?), no thanks.

Also, I remember reading somewhere someone came up with the idea with undies with attached fans...similar to what one would find attached to a CPU or graphics card inside a computer. Quite frankly, that's where those things belong, NOT near my body, especially any sensitive parts. What next.....wearable heat sinks? Wearable AC units?

[STEVIE]

I thank all the powers that be, and any of anyones' Gods that I am beyond that particular worry.
I'd agree with S.S. but it's so mad, it wil probably net a fortune for some one.
Steve.
Maybe this is proof that "reality is simply a lack of alcohol".

[Sinned]

The first thoughts that I had when reading the articles are:
1. Whilst an ice cube or something cold is ok for mild stimulation the thought of putting something really cold next to some articles I really cherish is a definite no for me.
2. Not having seen the pants I wonder how you would keep the pads in place.
3. Anatomically we are all different so how would you make sure that the pads were in the right place.
4. What happens when the pads get warm? They obviously lose their effectiveness so do you have to dash back to the fridge?

Sounds like a no-brainer to me. Bring on the skirt - the ultimate air-conditioning for the health conscious man!

[kingfish]

Unless somehow some undies are bigger on the inside than the outside (really, WHO out there could violate such fundamental rules of physics?), no thanks.

There is a particular "Doctor" I've heard about....
Maybe they'd look like "Police Box"(ers).

[Raakone]

Unless somehow some undies are bigger on the inside than the outside (really, WHO out there could violate such fundamental rules of physics?), no thanks.

There is a particular "Doctor" I've heard about....
Maybe they'd look like "Police Box"(ers).

In BRIEF, the whole idea is ridiculous! (sorry if I'm hitting below the belt) But maybe they'll come up with something that actually works, in (wibbly-wobbly) time(y wimey)

Still, right now, I'd trust my "companions" far more to a skirt than what's actually out there! *laughs*