A friend sent me this today, of course he knows I wear a Kilt. Yet another good reason to wear a kilt/skirt.
-- Brandy
The doctor said, 'Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine & the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles.'
Bill was shocked & depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the
hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years,
but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store & thought, 'That's what I need ... a
new suit.'
He entered the shop & told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit. The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly & said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.
Bill laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Bill tried on the
suit. It fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the mirror, the
salesman asked,'How about a new shirt?'
Bill thought for a moment & then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed Bill & said, 'Let's see 34 sleeves & 16-1/2
neck.'
Bill was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the
business 60 years.' Bill tried on the shirt & it fit perfectly.
Bill walked comfortably around the shop & the salesman asked, 'How
about some new underwear?'
Bill thought for a moment & said, 'Sure.'
The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.'
Bill laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18
years old.'
The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine & give you
one hell of a headache.'
New suit -- $400.00
New shirt -- $36.00
New underwear -- $2.00
Second Opinion -- PRICELESS