FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE!
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE!
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Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the “Coolest Headstone” contest.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE
1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the “Coolest Headstone” contest.
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE
1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
"It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide: 1869 - 1951
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE!
Ha! Good one Fred!
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The old hillbilly from the coal fields of the Appalachian mountains currently living like there's no tomorrow on the west coast.
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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE!
The last rule is the more important
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.... and the multiple stab, bullet wounds, strangulation and traces of poison were indications of a peaceful end were they?
Mr Larson had to be a lifelong bachelor with a very wicked sense of humour or it's a warning from whoever commissioned the stone.
Nice one though!
Steve.
Mr Larson had to be a lifelong bachelor with a very wicked sense of humour or it's a warning from whoever commissioned the stone.
Nice one though!
Steve.
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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE!
Marriage is not forever. Marriage is just a lava stage for the true happiness of divorce!
Joking!
Joking!
Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE!
That sounds worryingly volcanic, BM. I hope you meant larval....Barleymower wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:50 pm Marriage is just a lava stage for the true happiness of divorce.
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Re: FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE!
That one, Fred, is an absolute classic!!! Love it!!.
I read it out to my wife and she enjoyed it too.
I read it out to my wife and she enjoyed it too.
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Given the state of mine, BM is right Geron.geron wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:09 pmThat sounds worryingly volcanic, BM. I hope you meant larval....Barleymower wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:50 pm Marriage is just a lava stage for the true happiness of divorce.
As hot as hell will ever be and prone to eruption at any time.
Steve.