(Why?) “Australia had first choice.”
“How do we know it was the Irish who invented time-keeping?”
(How?) “Well who else would have called it ‘O’Clock’?”,
“Did you know Scots invented copper wire?”
“Two of them were fighting over a penny.”
Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!
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Fred in Skirts
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Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!
“Why did Australia get all the criminals, and America get the religious fundamentalists?”
(Why?) “Australia had first choice.”
“How do we know it was the Irish who invented time-keeping?”
(How?) “Well who else would have called it ‘O’Clock’?”,
“Did you know Scots invented copper wire?”
“Two of them were fighting over a penny.”
(Why?) “Australia had first choice.”
“How do we know it was the Irish who invented time-keeping?”
(How?) “Well who else would have called it ‘O’Clock’?”,
“Did you know Scots invented copper wire?”
“Two of them were fighting over a penny.”
"It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide: 1869 - 1951
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
Re: Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!
meant?......
Snippet from an Aukland (NZ) newspaper:
At the World conference of the Flat Earth Society there were invited speakers from all over the Globe !
Tom
Snippet from an Aukland (NZ) newspaper:
At the World conference of the Flat Earth Society there were invited speakers from all over the Globe !
Tom
Carpe Diem......Seize the Day !
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r.m.anderson
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Re: Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!
More importantly how did they get there - something about skirting the edge !Kirbstone wrote:meant?......
Snippet from an Aukland (NZ) newspaper:
At the World conference of the Flat Earth Society there were invited speakers from all over the Globe !
Tom
Or quite possibly the earth is not all it is cut out to be in the form of a cube 6 Flat Earth Sides !
If it wasn't for the gravity of the occasion nothing would come together for that conference.
"YES SKIRTING MATTERS"!
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !
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dillon
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Re: Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!
Just a reminder that the British colony of Georgia began as a penal repository. That’s pretty close to where you live, right, Fred? JK, JK...
As a matter of fact, the sun DOES shine out of my ...
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Fred in Skirts
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Re: Ethnic jokes.... No offense ment!!!
Yes it is! It is just across the Savannah River. I try not to go there very much as everything I need I right here in South Carolina.dillon wrote:Just a reminder that the British colony of Georgia began as a penal repository. That’s pretty close to where you live, right, Fred? JK, JK...
"It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide: 1869 - 1951
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.