Comes up to 54 cents, I dig around in my pocket, but only find some pennies, a nickel, and a quarter. I have a couple of one dollar bills in my pocket.
I hand the clerk a dollar... "wait..." I say... "here's 4 cents"...
He replies... "Uhhh... it's like.. um... only 54 cents....yeah....."
I reply... "I know, I want two quarters back so I don't have a pocket full of smaller change that amounts to nothing"
He still didn't get it, but keyed it in anyway, and the machine dispensed two quarters, I kid you not, he was actually amazed....
"aaaaaahhhhh!!"

Stay in school kids.....
