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The Perceptible Willy

Discussion of fashion elements and looks that are traditionally considered somewhat "femme" but are presented in a masculine context. This is NOT about transvestism or crossdressing.

Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby JohnH » Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:08 pm

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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby Fred in Skirts » Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:12 pm

:kiltdance:

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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby hoborob » Sun Sep 11, 2016 1:39 am

Either that or maybe Big Willies. :D
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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby JohnH » Sun Sep 11, 2016 10:05 am

Hey, call the bar/pub "The Perceptible Willy" and have the place serve up "Big Willies" (hamburgers). :D

Notice how great minds work together. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby hoborob » Sun Sep 11, 2016 2:09 pm

Naw John the Big Willies gotta be 1/4 lb. Hot dogs.
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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby JohnH » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:12 pm

I guess you're right. The hamburgers could be called "Big Patties". :D

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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby hoborob » Mon Sep 12, 2016 2:54 pm

Well now that we have the Hot Dogs and Burgers taken care of we need a catchy name for the Fries, Oh and we still gotta take care of the cheeseburgers....Hmm maybe a Big Skirted Pattie?
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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby JohnH » Mon Sep 12, 2016 5:03 pm

Beer could be called "Big Suds". Fries could be called "Big Chips". Whiskey could be called "Squeezin's", as bourbon would be known as "Corn Squeezin's ".

Now I'm waiting for someone to open a bar/pub using the terminology that our great minds came up with. :lol:

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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby Happy-N-Skirts » Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:30 am

I don't worry about it. I don't think many people go around looking at crotches. I someone were to stare at mine, I would leave that situation. Just don't worry or think about it. There are men who wear Speedos or bike shorts and their "bulge" is obvious. Not many people are that interested.


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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby Kirbstone » Tue Nov 15, 2016 9:36 pm

With tight-fitting external clothing it would be very peculiar if the bulge wasn't there!

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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby Fred in Skirts » Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:40 pm

:kiltdance:

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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby crfriend » Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:54 pm

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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby mishawakaskirt » Sun Feb 26, 2017 10:06 pm

I did read all 12 pages of posts so it might have been sugested before.
My suggestion or question is " has anyone worn a sporran with a skirt"
And if you did would the sporran make your skirt a "kilt"
I hope people don't going around looking at others crotches.
For me having a hard willy would be equally embarasing no matter what I am wearing if it is really obvious.
You could say they stand out when you don't want them to.

I have two Trinity kilts made from heavy cotton twill that the front aprons are capable of keeping the most wayward willy in check. They do a way better job than denim blue jeans.

I also agree about the potbelly, beer gut, bread basket all help hide willy with a well placed skirt

FYI if you Google Willys bar, several diffrent ones pop up.

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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby moonshadow » Mon Feb 27, 2017 4:05 am

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Re: The Perceptible Willy

Postby denimini » Mon Feb 27, 2017 10:51 am

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