Drive-Through Coffee Shop

[denimini]

I think I would blush asking for a dd...double shot cafe LLLL....latte.

[moonshadow]

But I guess the big question is does the coffee shop turn a prophet?

*Moon looks at Carl and grins*

[dillon]

I itch at times but think most folks scratch through their clothing, like I do. Some may stick their hands down their pants, but doubt many would do so standing behind a coffee shop counter. What they do in a restroom is beyond control, so the probabilities are equal. But I'd speculate the risk of fingertip to orifice contact is higher for someone wearing a thong than something with more coverage.

[moonshadow]

the risk of fingertip to orifice contact is higher

Almost sounds like you're issuing a terror threat forecast.

Seinfeld would be proud...

[dillon]

the risk of fingertip to orifice contact is higher

Almost sounds like you're issuing a terror threat forecast.

Seinfeld would be proud...

I'll take that as a compliment. Seinfeld is vastly underrated for its sage wisdom.

[Caultron]

...I'd speculate the risk of fingertip to orifice contact is higher for someone wearing a thong than something with more coverage.

Oh, the sacrifices one makes for art.

But please, buy your drive-up coffee wherever you choose.

[Sinned]

Carl, Eats, Shoots and Leaves should not only be compulsory reading for anyone even remotely interesting in language structure but should be a required text in any English Language course. I have a copy and love to dip into it sometimes. The ways in which the meaning of a sentence can change just by the changing of the place of a comma is amazing.

As to the drive throughs a lot more is available on any internet enabled device. The human body is what it is and I don't think children are as traumatised at seeing a partially naked body as some people try to make out.

[moonshadow]

The human body is what it is and I don't think children are as traumatised at seeing a partially naked body as some people try to make out.

Ain't that the truth...

The first thing we all see in life is the opening of a vagina.

[dillon]

...I'd speculate the risk of fingertip to orifice contact is higher for someone wearing a thong than something with more coverage.

Oh, the sacrifices one makes for art.

But please, buy your drive-up coffee wherever you choose.

I'm part of the "slow food" movement anyway. I have my morning coffee at home. At least I know where those fingers have been.

[Elisabetta]

As a woman I can tell you that the girls in thongs will eventually align their thongs. You try having something like that on and tell me you don't try to adjust it. As for where Moon stands on this I say if men can go topless woman should be aloud to as well. I wouldn't grab coffee from here though the only reason is I don't know where their hands have been. Who knows if before you got your coffee they just grabbed their thong and readjusted it? As for the guys how do we know their hands didn't go down to adjust themselves? We don't we just have to trust that they didn't

[Elisabetta]

I bet you all already know where I would stand on this issue.

That said... if you dont, my only complaint is the tape the girls have to put in their nipples.

I agree with Gordon, if mommy goodie two shoes doesn't like it... go somewhere else!

It will be a cold day in hell before Virginia allows this. Its probably a capitol offense in Mississippi.

If I guess your stand on this is if men can go topless so should women.

[dillon]

As a woman I can tell you that the girls in thongs will eventually align their thongs. You try having something like that on and tell me you don't try to adjust it. As for where Moon stands on this I say if men can go topless woman should be aloud to as well. I wouldn't grab coffee from here though the only reason is I don't know where their hands have been. Who knows if before you got your coffee they just grabbed their thong and readjusted it? As for the guys how do we know their hands didn't go down to adjust themselves? We don't we just have to trust that they didn't

Amen, Jenn! Someone gets it!

I first came to that observation watching the fad of hot (double entendre) girls in bikinis selling hot dogs from carts along Florida beachfront streets. They stood out there in 90 degree heat, sweating, and it was obvious that there was no way they didnt have to adjust those bikini bottoms fairly frequently, then go back to fixing food. I think you could almost consider it as proxy cunnilingus, except without the choice of which orifice one samples.

[Fred in Skirts]

Dillon were you trying to chew your thoughts twice.

I noticed both posts were at the exact same time. What did you have for breakfast

Fred

[Moderator note: The duplicate post has been removed - Ian]

[moonshadow]

If I guess your stand on this is if men can go topless so should women.

Yes, you guess correct. Women should be allowed to do anything a man can do and vice versa.

What did you have for breakfast

Well, one thing is for sure, he knew where it'd been!

[dillon]

Dillon were you trying to chew your thoughts twice.

I noticed both posts were at the exact same time. What did you have for breakfast

Fred

Not my fault that my posts are so awesome that the server wants to repeat them...