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I'm done wearing skirts. Donating all of mine.

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APRIL FOOL!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Since your "FOOLED" us giving away all your skirted gear - what do you do when there are no more clothes in the closet ?
Surely you gave all your men's wear away and the Lord knows you can't run around naked since you no longer are in the Garden (of Eden)
and Fig Leafs are no longer in vogue.
Ah the solution you become Susquasch (aka Big Foot) the hairy ape of the Appalachian's !

Fool me once but not twice - ah er maybe - sort of - kind of such Tom foolery.
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"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
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Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !
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April Fools are only valid before mid-day. After that the fooler is the fool. At least it always has been in Englandshire and more specifically Durhamshire and Yorkshire. :)
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Sinned wrote:April Fools are only valid before mid-day. After that the fooler is the fool. At least it always has been in Englandshire and more specifically Durhamshire and Yorkshire. :)
You're kidding, right?
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Sinned wrote:April Fools are only valid before mid-day. After that the fooler is the fool. At least it always has been in Englandshire and more specifically Durhamshire and Yorkshire. :)
In my time zone it was before mid-day!

You just want my skirts! :lol:

Ahhh... But you have to wake up pretty early to get one over on Moon Shadow! :D
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Sinned wrote:April Fools are only valid before mid-day. After that the fooler is the fool. At least it always has been in Englandshire and more specifically Durhamshire and Yorkshire. :)
All board times are listed as UTC (GMT in old money). Thus, Moon's post before midday local time as it's UTC-5 or UTC-4 depending upon daylight saving.

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Moon, you beat me to it!
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My time is UTC+8, so it is April 2 already here!
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Caultron wrote:
Sinned wrote:April Fools are only valid before mid-day. After that the fooler is the fool. At least it always has been in Englandshire and more specifically Durhamshire and Yorkshire. :)
You're kidding, right?
That's my understanding as well, Morning only. in words, more or less as Sinned put it.
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And this little ditty to use after wards.

April fools has passed and your the biggest fool at last!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sorry I forgot about time zones and it's easy not to realise that there can be literally half a world between some of us and hence many hours difference. Sometimes this café seems so much smaller. I'll keep my mouth shut next time. :oops:
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Sinned wrote:Sometimes this café seems so much smaller. I'll keep my mouth shut next time. :oops:


Nah don't do that, it takes the fun out of life. :lol: I have often opened mouth and inserted foot, sometimes all the way up to the knee. :rofl:

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My tradtonal Aprl Fools joke is to wrte a note to someone beginning with the phone number of a local funeral parlor, and a note that reads "Call. They have a box for you."
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Only a fool wastes a good gag on April 1. A good gag is appropriate any day of the year.

Of note is that being on the receiving end of a well-executed prank is fully as rewarding as being the perpetrator. I know; I've been on both sides.
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