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I hope this brings a smile to your face :D

From the Wizard of ID -

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Now that's funny!
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Show that to a cop and it maybe a get out of jail free card (DWI) !

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Proof positive that I do not need to drink to be drunk, then....
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Now that really IS funny! Thanks for that, Uncle Al.

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I couldn't agree more! Thanks for that one, Al.
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Made me chuckle!
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I guess I am some kind of drunk then as I love the sound of a bag pipe. Can you Imagen being on the battle field in ww1 and ww2 with the fog lying low to the ground and hear them playing. The fear they strike in your heart knowing you can't place where they were coming from and suddenly they were upon you in force screaming and killing. The Germans called the Scottish regiments the "Ladies from hades" for good reason.

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They are best enjoyed from a distance of three glens.
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skirtyscot wrote:They are best enjoyed from a distance of three glens.
Or marching along side so you do not miss a note. :toast: :hooray: :hooray: :hooray: :hooray:


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Definition of perfect pitch: Being able to toss an accordion in a dumpster and land it on the bagpipes.
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Taj wrote:Definition of perfect pitch: Being able to toss an accordion in a dumpster and land it on the bagpipes.
ROFL :rofl:
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Taj wrote:Definition of perfect pitch: Being able to toss an accordion in a dumpster and land it on the bagpipes.
And the difference between a violin and a viola? A viola burns longer...
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You do not do well to disparage the pipes!! :twisted:
They are one of the only instruments that I really enjoy listening to. I have many records, tapes, and CD of the pipes :hooray: :hooray: :hooray: One of my favorite bands is "The Band of the Black Watch".

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I've always thought they were created by some drunk Scottish chicken farmer. Take a mutant chicken with one leg splayed downward, another splayed upward, then four or five heads. Put its body underneath your arm, tickle one leg with your fingers and try to blow into the other leg, while squeezing said chicken's body.

Granted, we've had a chicken coop for a few years, and a year or two ago, had five or six roosters. When they'd get going, you'd think that a pipe band was practicing early in the morning. Drove me insane. Now we're down to one rooster, so it only sounds like a solo piper.

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