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Ian.
Punography
I changed my i Pod luminary to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists join the majority, they barium.
Jokes give German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper announce is fashionable a seasoned veteran.
How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all gloom to the hang of where the notions went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian order, but I'd on no account met herbivore.
I'm reading a libretto about anti-gravity . I can't put it down.
I did a stagy conduct roughly puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.
They told me I had species A blood, but it was a Type- O.
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Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I daydream there's no bug out quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you understand to the combination strike out eyed teacher who fallen her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!
Demoralized pencils are pointless.
I tried to hold some fog. I mist.
What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does be suffering with a Liverpool .
I habituated to to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.
I dropped exposed of communism class because of lice-ridden Marx.
All the toilets in Unique York's the long arm of the law stations force been stolen. Policemen take nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.
I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the creeps.
Velcro - what a rip substandard!
Cartoonist establish dead to the world in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison benefit of dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington undeniable administration's fault.
I utilized to about I was wishy-washy, but second I'm not so sure.
Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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