humorous T-shirts to wear with skirts
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humorous T-shirts to wear with skirts
The folks at Cafe Press (cafepress.com), known for creating T-shirts with any quip, catchphrase, slogan, symbol, or clever or rude remark known to man, have a variety of skirt- and kilt-related shirts including:
I (heart) kilts
It's a kilt!
Many have been KILT calling it a SKIRT! Don't let it happen to you!
Pleated and proud
Trouser tyranny (with red line through)
It's not just cool, it's air-conditioned
Free your groin, your mind will follow
Real men wear skirts (one variant is for kayakers)
Men in kilts are hot!
There's nothing sexier than a man in a kilt
I love guys in skirts
I run in a skirt
No! I did not lose a bet
Techno skirt mafia
Yeah, I wear a skirt... gotta problem with that? (Kayaker logo)
I rarely wear pants at parties
What's with the skirt?
Whatever lifts your skirt
And there's a women's shirt that says all this: Why I love a man in a kilt: Access. Air circulation = virility. The way his pleats sway when he walks. It would be a shame to hide legs like that. It takes confidence to wear a kilt, and confidence is sexy. I don't have to bother asking "boxers or briefs?" When I'm with my man, the look of envy I get from others. Footsy under the table. Sitting across from him on the subway. Sean Connery, Mel Gibson... need I go on?
I'm not really in favor of most of these since they turn the skirt into a novelty, but some social event might call for this sort of humor.
I (heart) kilts
It's a kilt!
Many have been KILT calling it a SKIRT! Don't let it happen to you!
Pleated and proud
Trouser tyranny (with red line through)
It's not just cool, it's air-conditioned
Free your groin, your mind will follow
Real men wear skirts (one variant is for kayakers)
Men in kilts are hot!
There's nothing sexier than a man in a kilt
I love guys in skirts
I run in a skirt
No! I did not lose a bet
Techno skirt mafia
Yeah, I wear a skirt... gotta problem with that? (Kayaker logo)
I rarely wear pants at parties
What's with the skirt?
Whatever lifts your skirt
And there's a women's shirt that says all this: Why I love a man in a kilt: Access. Air circulation = virility. The way his pleats sway when he walks. It would be a shame to hide legs like that. It takes confidence to wear a kilt, and confidence is sexy. I don't have to bother asking "boxers or briefs?" When I'm with my man, the look of envy I get from others. Footsy under the table. Sitting across from him on the subway. Sean Connery, Mel Gibson... need I go on?
I'm not really in favor of most of these since they turn the skirt into a novelty, but some social event might call for this sort of humor.
When I heard about skirting, I jumped in with both feet!
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Re: humorous T-shirts to wear with skirts
My favorite to wear while skirted is this: "I aim to misbehave" with an old-west style pistol across the chest... bonus points if you can get where the quote came from!
It kinda sums up the whole skirted revolution, and my personal "damn the boxes, full speed ahead!!" (in references to the boxes society tries to put everyone into...
It kinda sums up the whole skirted revolution, and my personal "damn the boxes, full speed ahead!!" (in references to the boxes society tries to put everyone into...
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Re: humorous T-shirts to wear with skirts
another good one would be Mel Gibson in Braveheart "FREEEDOM!!!!!"
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Re: humorous T-shirts to wear with skirts
I don't think a man wearing a skirt is in any way misbehaving, he's just comfortable, OR "COMFY!!"My favorite to wear while skirted is this: "I aim to misbehave"

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Story of Life, Perspire, Expire, Funeral Pyre!I've been skirted part time since 1972 and full time since 2005. http://skirts4men.myfreeforum.org/
Story of Life, Perspire, Expire, Funeral Pyre!I've been skirted part time since 1972 and full time since 2005. http://skirts4men.myfreeforum.org/
Re: humorous T-shirts to wear with skirts
I bought a shirt at the local Celtic fest that reads "NO! I DON'T PLAY THE BLOODY PIPES! MY ANCESTORS JUST KILLED PEOPLE!"
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Re: humorous T-shirts to wear with skirts
Brilliant!rick401r wrote:I bought a shirt at the local Celtic fest that reads "NO! I DON'T PLAY THE BLOODY PIPES! MY ANCESTORS JUST KILLED PEOPLE!"
I am the God of Hellfire! and I bring you truffles!
Re: humorous T-shirts to wear with skirts
I used to have a shirt that said "Not Wearing Underwear" but it disappeared. I think one of my kids took it.