Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.

[JohnH]

It's much.easier to take a leak at a urinal with a skirt. You don't have to fumble with a zipper. You simply lift the hem.

John

[STEVIE]

Oh Dear,
Guys, the man said, "Silly", drop Mr Sensible!
That dude is no fun at all, no matter how he is dressed.

Steve.

[denimini]

It's much.easier to take a leak at a urinal with a skirt. You don't have to fumble with a zipper. You simply lift the hem.
John

Sorry, there is nothing silly about that. Should be migrated to good reasons to wear a skirt

[moonshadow]

I'm from another planet.

[timemeddler]

it annoys people I don't like

it looks cool with a colt 45 on the hip.

because it's the weekend and I don't have to dress to OHSA standards.

[Mouse]

It makes random women talk to me…….

[Sepchugang]

My wife stole my trousers.....

[TSH]

It's much.easier to take a leak at a urinal with a skirt. You don't have to fumble with a zipper. You simply lift the hem.
John

Sorry, there is nothing silly about that. Should be migrated to good reasons to wear a skirt

To be frank, none of the reasons given here are silly (as any reason is good enough to wear a skirt), but it definitely belongs in that other category.

[Spirou003]

I've been offered that skirt thus I am obligated to wear it. Please accept my present *take another skirt that was hidden somewhere and tend it to the person who did ask*

[KurtC]

Reduces back pressure when passing gas. "Flatulence""

[KiltedBigWave]

I like the compliments.

[Myopic Bookworm]

When asked "why the kilt?", I have quite often replied "my trousers are in the wash".

[JohnH]

Don't forget Andy Stewart's "That's the reason noo I wear the kilt".

Every nicht I used to hing my troosers up
At the back of the bedroom door;
I rue the day - I must have been a jay
I′ll never hing them up anymore -
Because ma wife she used tae ramble through my pooches
When I was fast asleep beneath the quilt,
And in the morning when I woke, I was always stony broke -
And that's the reason noo I wear the kilt!

John

[denimini]

Two true stories, both silly reasons from other people.
I think I might have related this before but it fits in here and was partly what prompted me to start this thread.

On one of my first outings in public, if not my first, I was filling with fuel in Broken Hill trying to look confident, nonchalant and relaxed when I saw a friends son, Robert at the servo. I greeted him as normal and went and paid for the fuel. I found out later that Robert immediately rang his mother and told her that he saw me wearing a skirt and I didn't seem to realise that I was (At least my effort to look normal must have worked). His mum and another lady, both who were aware of my skirt wearing pondered how I might have ended up wearing a skirt without knowing. We had a good laugh at Robert's expense.

A friend of mine related the story of how I first started wearing skirts to another friend who was aware but curious. After the explanation he told her that he thought it must have been some sort of religion.

[rode_kater]

I found out later that Robert immediately rang his mother and told her that he saw me wearing a skirt and I didn't seem to realise that I was (At least my effort to look normal must have worked).

That's comedy gold. If it hadn't actually happened I would never beleive someone would ever think such a thing.