Silly reasons for wearing a skirt.

[denimini]

"When I realised these shorts were missing a seam I was going to return them, but I found them more comfortable"

"I couldn't afford to buy a pair"

"It was dark when I got dressed"

[Stu]

"... because I am a woman".

[Bill]

Skirt? What skirt?

Oh, this one?

[Spirou003]

I was not feeling like to raise my leg and had troubles putting on trousers. Troubles disappeared with a skirt

[Fear i Sciorta Dubh]

When I’m watching telly, I keep losing the remote control when I wear trousers. When I wear a skirt, I can plonk it in the lap of my skirt and I never, ever lose it!!!

[Uncle Al]

When watching a movie on the TV, it catches any dropped bits of popcorn

Uncle Al

[STEVIE]

You would not wish to see me in trousers!
Eugh!
Steve.

[r.m.anderson]

Simply when asked why I wear a skirt - my answer is "Because I can" !
Sort of kinda puts an end to the silly discussion - - -

[rivegauche]

I have had "You're wearing a skirt"
Reply: Gosh, so I am.

I have come across women wearing dresses because they got sunburn and their legs were too sore for trousers. Also a woman who wore a very bright dress and said that nothing else was clean. Probably lots more excuses that would be implausible if a man used them!

[Stu]

I have heard women who wear uniform say they need a skirt option because they have heavy periods. I asked my wife about that and she found that unlikely. It's just an excuse because they want to enjoy a choice men don't have.

[e2k2houck]

it makes it easy to pee when hiking or backpacking

[Ray]

Power cut when I got dressed this morning. Couldn’t see a thing.

Half price shorts. Only the one leg, mind.

It’s a rain guard for my shorts. Problem is, I forgot my shorts.

And so on

[Barleymower]

Skirts are flattering on anybody, especially maxi and midi skirts. They flow in the right ways and hide anything you feel uncomfortable showing to the world.

In a world where fashion is catered toward a single body type, skirts are a game changer. They help men feel hansome on the days when they think they are anything but gorgeous.

If a man has a bad day, he can always turn to a skirt for a flattering look everyone will enjoy. Men wear this article because they complement every shape and size with ease.

Edit. I took a genuine, why women wear skirts blog and replaced woman with man. Just for fun

[denimini]

"I had my feet on the ground and couldn't put on my shorts on over my head".

"Oh no! I never noticed"

"I went into the Club bare chested and thought someone said you must wear a skirt"

Or based on a favourite homework excuse "The dog ate the inner seam"

[TSH]

"I like feeling exposed in my short mini skirts."