Well, of course there will be Guinness! And gin and tonic, and Strongbow, and Innes & Gunn, which to me is as ambrosial as Guinness is to some of you guys, because I want to be there as well, so I can hang out with all you sensibly-dressed gentlemen and admire your legs.

And maybe you could persuade my man to put a kilt on as well, 'cause I think he'd look smashing in one.
See, forget the transporter: I want a vacuum subway that runs under the earth at high speed, so we can take the subway to a location of choice, somewhere on the earth, and all meet for an evening get-together. Since we're all on different sides of the world anyway, I'm thinking maybe Tokyo. There's a pub there called "Drunk Bears"; they've got amazing food, and neat things to drink (alcoholic and non, depending on your tastes), and the teenagers there dress so outrageously that a bunch of guys in skirts likely wouldn't even raise an eyebrow.
We should start planning ahead...
Cheers,
Inertia