My Lawyer friend when into court and said,"It's not a skirt,

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My Lawyer friend when into court and said,"It's not a skirt,

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and said,"It's not a skirt, Your Honor, it's a kilt. An utilikilt!"

"Now here are my briefs!

Then the defense council asked for the right to discovery!
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Ooooooooh, those :twisted: words are Punny :P :mrgreen:

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This feels like Jeopardy. Now we know the answer, what was the question?
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FloralSkirt wrote:and said,"It's not a skirt, Your Honor, it's a kilt. An utilikilt!"

"Now here are my briefs!

Then the defense council asked for the right to discovery!
And then the judge said, "Do you have a License to Kilt?" [I know... it's bad! :roll: ]

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I'm with everyone else, I have no clue what FS is trying (unsuccessfully in my opinion) to say. :roll:
I had to remove this signature as it was being used on Twitter. This is my OPINION, you NEEDN'T AGREE.

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FloralSkirt wrote:and said,"It's not a skirt, Your Honor, it's a kilt. An utilikilt!"

"Now here are my briefs!

Then the defense council asked for the right to discovery!
oh badbadbadbad... :lol:

(ps: i got it)
you know... george orwell warned us!
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WTF? Its a joke! lighten up! As Harold Head use to say, "Drink pepsi and get laid!"
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