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Ray wrote: Sat Aug 03, 2024 10:05 pm Testosterone truck.

I like that.

Tax them hard. Anything over 2 tons? Huge tax. More than 18 feee long or 6’6” wide? More tax.

I’d far rather have a Smart car than that monstrosity.
If one doesn't need it it's a monstrosity. I used to use one like that. I could take a crew with me to cut a truckload of firewood. For the farmers' market, I could load the tables, tents, boxes and baskets in the back seat the night before, even if it were raining. The back would be piled high with banana boxes full of produce.

Now, on a smaller farm with just my wife as crew, a Prius works for farmers' market much of the time.
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Jim wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2024 11:54 amIf one doesn't need it it's a monstrosity. I used to use one like that
If they're being used for the intended purpose then they have a place. However, likely only 1 in 1,000 are and the rest are single-passenger commuter vehicles which are merely a nuisance on the roads and in parking-lots where the owners cannot seem to park between the lines.
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What does the second picture mean? It’s a coffee machine. While kettles make me crease up with laughter, I’ve never really seen the funny side of a filter coffee machine.

Am I missing something?
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Ray wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2024 12:10 pm What does the second picture mean? It’s a coffee machine. While kettles make me crease up with laughter, I’ve never really seen the funny side of a filter coffee machine.

Am I missing something?
I think the joke was to bring Coffee and Donuts when you visit Uncle Al......to check up on him.🤠
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Mouse wrote: Fri Aug 09, 2024 2:25 pmI think the joke was to bring Coffee and Donuts when you visit Uncle Al......to check up on him.🤠
Yep :!:

If you're bringing donuts, bring the coffee too :D

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Ah. Leading edge humour. No wonder it goes over my head. Thanks, Mouse.
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If you come by my place, please do not come before noon as I am still asleep. Since I never get to sleep before 0230 to 0300 hours. I tend to sleep late, so bring a foot long Italian sub and a large soda pop! :lol: I am usually very hungry at that time! :D
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How true is this?
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In Auckland (NZ) there was a World convention of the Flat Earth Society and a local paper the Auckland Gazette published an article about it. They said that the Conference was attended by eminent guest speakers from all over the Globe.

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The only thing Flat-Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
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I was unable to get the image below with this text built-in using Stable Diffusion XL:

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