Alternate names for a men's skirt - but make it corny/awful

[Chirp]

4 out 5 doctors recommend crotchless shorts and pants for better male heath

[Jim]

4 out 5 doctors recommend crotchless shorts and pants for better male heath

Exactly! On my nudist forum, I explained how to make "nudist shorts" for those who thought they might need to quickly cover up. I showed a picture of cut-off shorts, then cut out the part between the legs. I showed a picture of how they looked, and how the "shorts" could be rolled up to just be a belt.

[FLbreezy]

4 out 5 doctors recommend crotchless shorts and pants for better male heath

Exactly! On my nudist forum, I explained how to make "nudist shorts" for those who thought they might need to quickly cover up. I showed a picture of cut-off shorts, then cut out the part between the legs. I showed a picture of how they looked, and how the "shorts" could be rolled up to just be a belt.

You just reminded me, a long time ago when I used to do a lot of nude hiking, my wife made me some velcro cut-offs that could be easily taken on and off and appeared to be shorts from any reasonable distance. Funny that I really didn't think of it as a skirt back then, but I suppose in some way maybe it was.

[Coder]

A few more:

monoleg pants
tube bottoms

(starting to veer the way of Nathan W Pyle/Strange Planet)

[moonshadow]

Skunk

[Big and Bashful]

A pant, or if denim, a jean. Since skirts don't come in pairs.

[Coder]

I don't think this was mentioned - Faldaguy used it in another thread:

mono-tubes

Though I think "mono-tube" would be more accurate.

[Faldaguy]

Hey Coder, give me credit -- I was hoping to sell more than one!

[Coder]

Hey Coder, give me credit -- I was hoping to sell more than one!

LOL - my bad. "mono-tubes" would be the plural form!

[crfriend]

LOL - my bad. "mono-tubes" would be the plural form!

"Duo-tubeses"?

[Tazzmac]

How about using an old name with a a funny twist..

Chiton... ancient greek battle dress worn by the hoplites..
chiton because it ...s..ts on everything else blokes wear...

[Grok]

A pant, or if denim, a jean. Since skirts don't come in pairs.

"Jean" could also be short for "jean skirt".

[denimini]

"percy-pelmet"?
"cod-curtain"?

[crfriend]

"cod-curtain"?

Methinks we have a winner here! That's just plain brilliant!

[Midas]

What’s wrong with just ‘clothes’?