NC woman tied husband up, cut off his penis

[Jetblasted]

OUCH!

https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/n-c-woman ... -deputies/

[crfriend]

Shades of John Wayne Bobbitt.

But the name and rank of the cop involved, "Maj. Jason Wank" makes me wonder a bit...

[Freedomforall]

Shades of John Wayne Bobbitt.

But the name and rank of the cop involved, "Maj. Jason Wank" makes me wonder a bit...

Oh my goodness that gave me the best laugh. He has been promoted through the ranks to a Major. He is now Major Wank. I am sure the instructors at the academy had a field day with that. Just imagine what the work sheet says on his day off. Major Wank "off".

[crfriend]

Oh my goodness that gave me the best laugh.

It gets even worse. The datum has been verified, and thank the stars above I didn't have a mouthful of beer when I read your comment that served as the verification because if I did much of that beer would have been all over my new dress. That I just ironed. Imagine what that kid went through when he was a youngster. No wonder he wound up a cop. And "rose" through the ranks. If he was in any other field I'd feel sorry for him.

[Freedomforall]

Oh my goodness that gave me the best laugh.

It gets even worse. The datum has been verified, and thank the stars above I didn't have a mouthful of beer when I read your comment that served as the verification because if I did much of that beer would have been all over my new dress. That I just ironed. Imagine what that kid went through when he was a youngster. No wonder he wound up a cop. And "rose" through the ranks. If he was in any other field I'd feel sorry for him.

We should keep this going as "long" as we can!

[crfriend]

We should keep this going as "long" as we can!

Somehow I don't think that'll be hard.

[Fred in Skirts]

We should keep this going as "long" as we can!

Somehow I don't think that'll be hard.

Well it might need a splint to keep it straight..

[crfriend]

Well it might need a splint to keep it straight..

Nah, we'll just need more turgid prose to keep the thing from going soft.

[JohnH]

I would feel sorry for a guy named "John Off"
Jack is a nickname for John, so it does not take much of an imagination to figure out the guy's nickname.
And there is the dude who became really good at putting worms on fish hooks. He would be a master baiter.

John

[Gusto10]

Well it might need a splint to keep it straight..

Nah, we'll just need more turgid prose to keep the thing from going soft.

I guess some lipservice has to be paid.

[Sinned]

I notice that one of the charges is "malicious castration". Funny, I thought that that was the excising of two other round spherical objects!

[Fred in Skirts]

I notice that one of the charges is "malicious castration". Funny, I thought that that was the excising of two other round spherical objects!

This is the way the law reads on the subject......

Article 8.

Assaults.

§ 14-28. Malicious castration.

If any person, of malice aforethought, shall unlawfully castrate any other person, or cut off, maim or disfigure any of the privy members of any person, with intent to murder, maim, disfigure, disable or render impotent such person, the person so offending shall be punished as a Class C felon. (1831, c. 40, s. 1; R.C., c. 34, s. 4; 1868-9, c. 167, s. 6; Code, s. 999; Rev., s. 3627; C.S., s. 4210; 1979, c. 760, s. 5; 1979, 2nd Sess., c. 1316, s. 47; 1981, c. 63, s. 1, c. 179, s. 14; 1993, c. 539, s. 1133; 1994, Ex. Sess., c. 24, s. 14(c).)

Hope this clears it up!!

[Jetblasted]

Shades of John Wayne Bobbitt.

But the name and rank of the cop involved, "Maj. Jason Wank" makes me wonder a bit...

I caught that, too. LoL

But Internet Search Results showed several legitimate news media sites that reported the story.

[Chirp]

On side note after surgery a skirt might be helpful

[crfriend]

I was hoping we'd keep the puns up. I like puns -- and puns stiffened with double-entendre are even better, if sometimes harder to pull off.