I have, on my computers, programs that present little witticisms, quotes, and whatnot whenever I log into them. It seems to make the machines seem more personable and a bit less like mere chunks of hardware, and, on occasion, they really come up with some good ones.
Such was the case when I logged into my system this afternoon when I got home from work, and it's even on-topic for here:
And on that note I shall congratulate myself for I returned to work today wearing a skirt which is something I've not done in a couple of weeks.Adhere to your own act, and congratulate yourself if you have done
something strange and extravagant, and broken the monotony of a
decorous age.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bartender!