The first time that I saw the word "unbifrocated" I thought it was kind of cool. After mulling it over, I discovered that something wasn't quite right about it. I finally figured out why. The word "bifrocated comes from the word "frock", meaning a skirt or a dress. Bifrocated, then, would mean two skirts, which is after all what pant's really are, one skirt for each leg. With that in mind, "unbifrocated" would mean that there are no skirts or, in this case no legs. That leaves us with, basically, a waist band, a crotch and a back seam. More or less a thong.
To be more precise as far as proper words are concerned, a skirt should more correctly be called "unifrocated" or "monofrocated" garments. After all the skirt did come way before the pants came in to being. Just saying is all....LOL
As a side note, I noticed that none of the frocated words show as being correct on the spell checker.
