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I remember from my teen years being round a friends house, where my pal was giving his mom some "backchat" over something or other. At one point she turned around and, in a withering tone, uttered the phrase "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit". Without missing a beat, he was back at his mother with his reply "And the highest form of intelligence". Somebody had clearly been reading Oscar Wilde :-)

On that note, I love the response to "you can't polish a turd". And don't get me started on the response to someone saying that their mouth feels like the bottom of a birdcage!!!!! If you know that one, don't post it up here as Carl won't be amused :-)

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Finish it: "I'm not surprised you had a cockatoo in it last night!" :hide:

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Not a nice thread. Best buried.

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Before it gets locked; the response to the first one :— but you can roll it in glitter
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What's wrong with a bit of innuendo? Great comedy is based around it.
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Sinned wrote:
Mon May 25, 2020 12:04 pm
What's wrong with a bit of innuendo? Great comedy is based around it.
I thought an innuendo was a Spanish suppository before I found this thread :lol:
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... and I thought that Genitalia was an Italian airline...

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I remember coming across some web addresses that aren't what they seem.
One of them was because Powergen (electricity supply company) took over an Italian one and came up with the address www.powergenitalia.com.
Think it still exists...

(Edit -Just checked - it's now defunct)
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"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it" - Joseph Goebbels

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