A simplified urine test that may be relevant for old guys...
- Fred in Skirts
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A simplified urine test that may be relevant for old guys...
A simplified urine test that may be relevant for old guys...
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer's
Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer's
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Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.
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Re: A simplified urine test that may be relevant for old guy
Where's the Like button?
Excellent!
Excellent!
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Re: A simplified urine test that may be relevant for old guy
First class diagnostics! Reminds me just a little of 'Dr'. Peter Sellers's reply to Sophia Loren's medical enquiry....'My initial diagnosis rules out measels and thrombosis and as far as I can te-e-e-ell.....'
Sad that Peter died of a heart attack not long after that and Sophia is still going strong.
Tom
Sad that Peter died of a heart attack not long after that and Sophia is still going strong.
Tom
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Re: A simplified urine test that may be relevant for old guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTBNHwar5o
Just for the members that are too young or on the wrong continent at the time.
I'm afraid the above mentioned urine test will not become as popular as the song or the singers.
Just for the members that are too young or on the wrong continent at the time.
I'm afraid the above mentioned urine test will not become as popular as the song or the singers.
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Re: A simplified urine test that may be relevant for old guy
LMAO! All of the above...
As a matter of fact, the sun DOES shine out of my ...