A simplified urine test that may be relevant for old guys...

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A simplified urine test that may be relevant for old guys...

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A simplified urine test that may be relevant for old guys...

Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer's




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Where's the Like button?

Excellent!
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First class diagnostics! Reminds me just a little of 'Dr'. Peter Sellers's reply to Sophia Loren's medical enquiry....'My initial diagnosis rules out measels and thrombosis and as far as I can te-e-e-ell.....'
Sad that Peter died of a heart attack not long after that and Sophia is still going strong.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTBNHwar5o

Just for the members that are too young or on the wrong continent at the time.

I'm afraid the above mentioned urine test will not become as popular as the song or the singers.
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LMAO! All of the above...
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