New instrument - a Fartiphone

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Re: New instrument - a Fartiphone

Postby denimini » Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:38 am

Stevie D wrote:It's been done - long ago. See here :lol:

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Re: New instrument - a Fartiphone

Postby Kilted_John » Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:47 pm

"I'd say you've had ENOUGH!"

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Re: Blazing Saddles Campfire Scene

Postby JohnH » Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:00 pm

shadowfax wrote:Blazing Saddles Campfire Scene? :wink: :)
https://youtu.be/VPIP9KXdmO0


We need to provide those gentlemen with fartiphones :lol:
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Re: New instrument - a Fartiphone

Postby Jetblasted » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:48 pm

I play an 8 string tenor guitar.
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Re: New instrument - a Fartiphone

Postby dillon » Wed Oct 02, 2019 2:05 am

I play CDs, and occasionally LPs. I know of none that include fart noise, although it is possible that one Frank Zappa record does.
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Re: New instrument - a Fartiphone

Postby Fred in Skirts » Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:00 pm

dillon wrote:I play CDs, and occasionally LPs. I know of none that include fart noise, although it is possible that one Frank Zappa record does.

Try some Spike Jones recordings.... :lol:
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Re: New instrument - a Fartiphone

Postby beachlion » Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:26 pm

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Re: New instrument - a Fartiphone

Postby Fred in Skirts » Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:44 pm


Absolutely Just like that!!!
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Re: New instrument - a Fartiphone

Postby Big and Bashful » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:46 am

That reminded me of one of my favourite pieces of musical comedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-IU-NQ8c14

Pure class.
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Re: New instrument - a Fartiphone

Postby Sinned » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:48 am

Good old Spike. Pure genius. The world became a trite sadder when he passed.
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Postby JohnH » Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:38 pm

Fred in Skirts wrote:With the amount of wind my lower region produces I in all believe I could last through the 5th of "B". :dj: :kiltdance:

How ever the amount of toxic gas produced would take care of six or more death row prisoners. :twisted: :hide:


Sometimes you have to worm confessions out of terrorists to save lives.

You have a variation of an outhouse where there is open grating instead of a solid floor. You strap the interviewee to a chair. Then the tormentor puts on a Scott Air Pack before entering the outhouse so he doesn't get gassed. Then the tormentor enters the outhouse, sits over the hole and takes a dump.

Imagine me being a tormentor and entering the outhouse. The interviewee would cry out in dread, "Oh, no! It's Hudelson! I've heard he cuts the nastiest farts. Please waterboard me instead!"

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