New instrument - a Fartiphone

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shadowfax wrote:Blazing Saddles Campfire Scene? :wink: :)
https://youtu.be/VPIP9KXdmO0
We need to provide those gentlemen with fartiphones :lol:

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I play an 8 string tenor guitar.

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I play CDs, and occasionally LPs. I know of none that include fart noise, although it is possible that one Frank Zappa record does.
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dillon wrote:I play CDs, and occasionally LPs. I know of none that include fart noise, although it is possible that one Frank Zappa record does.
Try some Spike Jones recordings.... :lol:
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Absolutely Just like that!!!
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That reminded me of one of my favourite pieces of musical comedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-IU-NQ8c14

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Good old Spike. Pure genius. The world became a trite sadder when he passed.
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Fred in Skirts wrote:With the amount of wind my lower region produces I in all believe I could last through the 5th of "B". :dj: :kiltdance:

How ever the amount of toxic gas produced would take care of six or more death row prisoners. :twisted: :hide:
Sometimes you have to worm confessions out of terrorists to save lives.

You have a variation of an outhouse where there is open grating instead of a solid floor. You strap the interviewee to a chair. Then the tormentor puts on a Scott Air Pack before entering the outhouse so he doesn't get gassed. Then the tormentor enters the outhouse, sits over the hole and takes a dump.

Imagine me being a tormentor and entering the outhouse. The interviewee would cry out in dread, "Oh, no! It's Hudelson! I've heard he cuts the nastiest farts. Please waterboard me instead!"

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