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"It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide: 1869 - 1951

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"The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle."


"It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide: 1869 - 1951

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"The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle."


"It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide: 1869 - 1951

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"The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle."


"It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide: 1869 - 1951

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Fred in Skirts wrote:
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Something about that Movie "FARGO" !
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !

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Found cat? I love it!
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Water temperatures at the faucet, in Texas :D
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Uncle Al wrote:Water temperatures at the faucet, in Texas :D
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Just remember when in a Texas swimming pool to not hit the (flush) lever under the driving board !
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !

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Don't mess with Scottish People :!:
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And proud of the Scott's blood from my ancestors :D

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2018-2020(and the beat goes on ;) )
When asked 'Why the Kilt?'
I respond-The why is F.T.H.O.I. (For The H--- Of It)

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A friend sent me this link from on imagur
How men hold purses.

Found it very humorous.

https://m.imgur.com/t/no_homo/QWjBZ9k

While I wear skirts and women's jeans and shorts.
I still hate holding my wife's purse. I'm going to have to remember this tip.
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Avoid the middle man, wear a kilt or skirt.

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Hey, that's how I pick up my dog's poop when I take her for a walk. Also that's how I pick up dead rats my cat drags into the house. Today I picked up a rat whose body length was 20 centimeters.

The aversion for men to carry purses is part of a neurosis I call Masculine Anxiety. I'm glad I folded, spindled, and mutilated my man card.

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Uncle Al wrote:Don't mess with Scottish People :!:
Don't mess with Scottish People 2019-07-28.jpg
And proud of the Scott's blood from my ancestors :D

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The Romans found out the hard way you don't mess around with the Scots. That's why there's Hadrian's Wall separating Scotland from England.

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