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your funnies for the day

Postby Fred in Skirts » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:58 pm

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Re: your funnies for the day

Postby Fred in Skirts » Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:16 pm

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"It is better to be hated for what you are than be loved for what you are not" Andre Gide: 1869 - 1951
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Re: your funnies for the day

Postby Fred in Skirts » Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:18 pm

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Re: your funnies for the day

Postby Fred in Skirts » Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:22 pm

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Re: your funnies for the day

Postby r.m.anderson » Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:45 pm

Fred in Skirts wrote:
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Something about that Movie "FARGO" !
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !
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Re: your funnies for the day

Postby crfriend » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:16 am

Found cat? I love it!
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Re: your funnies for the day

Postby Uncle Al » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:23 am

Water temperatures at the faucet, in Texas :D
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Re: your funnies for the day

Postby r.m.anderson » Sat Jul 27, 2019 12:33 am

Uncle Al wrote:Water temperatures at the faucet, in Texas :D
Hot Water - Not So Hot Water 2019-07-26.jpg


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Just remember when in a Texas swimming pool to not hit the (flush) lever under the driving board !
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !
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Re: your funnies for the day

Postby Uncle Al » Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:58 pm

Don't mess with Scottish People :!:

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And proud of the Scott's blood from my ancestors :D

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Re: your funnies for the day

Postby mishawakaskirt » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:02 pm

A friend sent me this link from on imagur
How men hold purses.

Found it very humorous.

https://m.imgur.com/t/no_homo/QWjBZ9k

While I wear skirts and women's jeans and shorts.
I still hate holding my wife's purse. I'm going to have to remember this tip.
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Avoid the middle man, wear a kilt or skirt.
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Re: your funnies for the day

Postby JohnH » Wed Sep 04, 2019 2:02 am

Hey, that's how I pick up my dog's poop when I take her for a walk. Also that's how I pick up dead rats my cat drags into the house. Today I picked up a rat whose body length was 20 centimeters.

The aversion for men to carry purses is part of a neurosis I call Masculine Anxiety. I'm glad I folded, spindled, and mutilated my man card.

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Re: your funnies for the day

Postby JohnH » Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:47 am

Uncle Al wrote:Don't mess with Scottish People :!:

Don't mess with Scottish People 2019-07-28.jpg

And proud of the Scott's blood from my ancestors :D

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The Romans found out the hard way you don't mess around with the Scots. That's why there's Hadrian's Wall separating Scotland from England.
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