A Grin & Chuckle

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Re: A Grin & Chuckle

Postby Fred in Skirts » Sat Feb 23, 2019 10:08 pm

Jim wrote:My friend (an elder at my Mennonite Church) called and said it appeared roadside between when he left for our prayer meeting and when he returned. Yes, hit by a car; very fresh, no intestines burst, but some meat badly bruised that I'll discard.

Cut the meat off the bone and cook it for the dogs.
I did this when I had dogs. As long as you cook it through it is OK for them to eat. No need to waste it. Some friends of mine donated the back end of a deer they had shot and the meat was so torn up and bloody that he said if I could not find any good meat throw it away. I did find some good meat but most of it went into the big stew pot and was cooked for the dogs. They loved it and it did not go to waste. I even shared some of it with my neighbor who also had a dog.
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Re: A Grin & Chuckle

Postby dillon » Sun Feb 24, 2019 5:43 am

When I was a boy we once hauled a mule that got hit on the highway down to a man who raised deer hounds, for him to feed his kennel.
As a matter of fact, the sun DOES shine out of my ...
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Re: A Grin & Chuckle

Postby Uncle Al » Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:20 pm

Here's another one :D
(Thanks Fred :!: )

HOT COFFEE and Grand kids
I was eating breakfast with my teen-aged Granddaughter and I asked her,

"What special day is it tomorrow?" .

Without skipping a beat, she said, "It's U.S. Congressman's Day!"

She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?" .

She replied, " U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the
Capital Building and see their shadow, then we have 4 more years of Bull Sh!t."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.


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Re: A Grin & Chuckle

Postby Fred in Skirts » Mon Feb 25, 2019 11:40 pm

You're welcome Al! :lol:
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Re: A Grin & Chuckle

Postby Gusto10 » Wed Feb 27, 2019 3:18 pm

Recently two wild boars considered it necessary to race me whilst I was driving my car. They came from the right into the light of the car, hence an emergency brake situation lessend by the ESP. Both were hit and I rode over at least one. Luckily I was only doing about 30mph, as I knew that there might be wild boars in the vicinity. A bit of damage to the car, haven't seen the boars afterwards. Normally they tend to roll over and walk on.
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Re: A Grin & Chuckle

Postby Kilted Musician » Wed Feb 27, 2019 7:55 pm

Uncle Al wrote:Hi Rick

It's good to read you again :!:
I hope your health is improving :!:

All the best,

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Hi Al and all...

I looked back at my previous messages to see what I said about my health issues. It wasn't my health concerns but family issues. My mom has dementia and I had to go to Florida and take care of her situation. She's doing as well as can be expected. Physically she's doing good. Mentally... not so good.

The only health issue I had lately was a hernia surgery in August that went extremely well. Back to wearing skirts, kilts, hose and/or tights, and anything else I feel like wearing!

Take care, all :D

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Re: A Grin & Chuckle

Postby Uncle Al » Sun Mar 10, 2019 3:04 am

A couple more good ones :D

Our town is so small 2019-03-09.jpg


This goes for the many friends at Skirt Cafe' :D
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