Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby STEVIE » Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:59 am

Hi Dillon
That would have been way too subtle for Benny Hill.
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby skirtyscot » Tue Feb 05, 2019 9:11 pm

Is that even possible? The story is made up.
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby pelmut » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:08 pm

skirtyscot wrote:Is that even possible? The story is made up.

My father told me that he saw one of his colleagues squirted in the face when he showed too much interest in a breast-feeding woman; this happened when they were in the army in Sierra Leone during WWII.
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby dillon » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:32 am

skirtyscot wrote:Is that even possible? The story is made up.


I don’t know. That’s beyond my realm of experience, though I know some squirting is possible, but for distance seems unlikely. But if it’s fake news, they did a fine tongue-in-cheek presentation.
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby moonshadow » Fri Feb 08, 2019 2:06 am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Humanity... it's beyond scary.... it's just down right hilarious at this point!

I think I would have loved to witness this, I would have about died laughing....
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby Fred in Skirts » Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:47 am

I once visited a topless coffee shop where the waitresses squirted breast milk into the coffee cups of the patrons as requested. They did it from about three feet away from the cups. it was fun to watch!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby Sinned » Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:08 pm

What a waste of the milk that didn't reach the cup!
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby Fred in Skirts » Fri Feb 08, 2019 7:13 pm

Sinned wrote:What a waste of the milk that didn't reach the cup!

About 95% of it did reach the cup. These girls were very well trained to be accurate with their squirts. :lol:
What I wondered about was what did the coffee taste like after 2 or 3 squirts. At the time I did not drink coffee at all then and still don't drink it very often, I prefer Tea with milk and sugar. Add a few cookies or fairy cakes and your good....

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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby dillon » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:28 am

Did the place specialize in women recently in parturition? Not sure how long a woman keeps milking after the infant progresses in age.

TBH, I'm kinda sorry I brought up this topic...
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby Freedomforall » Sat Feb 09, 2019 5:18 am

I grew up on a farm and can tell you that milk from cows and goats can be squirted quite a distance. It depends on how full the udder is.
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby denimini » Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:30 am

dillon wrote:TBH, I'm kinda sorry I brought up this topic...

You can't complain about thread drift :)
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby skirtyscot » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:46 pm

Fred in Skirts wrote:I once visited a topless coffee shop where the waitresses squirted breast milk into the coffee cups of the patrons as requested. They did it from about three feet away from the cups. it was fun to watch!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


That's more than weird. But maybe the first story is possible. I thought it was produced on demand, with no storage at all. That is, when junior latches on, the sucking action stimulates the glands to produce the milk. Oh well, you live and learn!

Human milk is sweeter than cow's milk, so you'd want less sugar than usual in your coffee!
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby Sinned » Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:30 pm

dillon, as long as there is demand then lactation, once started, can continue pretty much indefinitely. There are enough stories of women still breastfeeding children of 5, 6, 7 or more. Women can be induced to lactate even if they haven't given birth. Nipple stimulation for 15 or 20 minutes several times per day will induce lactation without the intervention of any drugs. Of course that amount of stimulation, oral or otherwise, is likely to produce very sore nipples and hence beyond the tolerance of most women. Very few are able to devote the time needed also. There are also instances of grandmothers or even men lactating to feed children where the mother isn't around to or isn't able to breastfeed. So the caveat "use it or lose it" still applies here.
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Re: Wasn't this on Benny Hill?

Postby lazerr » Sat Feb 09, 2019 8:56 pm

From my experience, yes it is absolutely possible.. What isn't likely is a woman not breastfeeding could keep it going enough to squirt.
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