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Being Self Employed

Postby Uncle Al » Thu Jan 03, 2019 1:11 am

About being self employed - -
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby STEVIE » Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:20 am

Hi Al,
I make unanimous decisions with myself on a regular basis.
If I didn't have one already, I would be the most agreeable employer in the history of employment.
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby denimini » Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:30 am

I am self employed and have great clothing policy.
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby weeladdie18 » Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:50 am

Perhaps my failure as a self employed businessman is that I cannot make up my mind why I am undecided ............weeladdie
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby weeladdie18 » Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:15 am

I did explore the possibility of using the Ancient Roman Military Management Technique of Re-disorganisation......

Further research showed that this was the Downfall of the Roman Empire........This technique has in the last Century
been the downfall of many once great Western Powers.....

I am waiting for the rising tide of global warming to launch my boat straight out of my front garden later this year...

Last March a 21 foot tidal wave came up a local river , so this year the tide may raise the sea level by 200 feet............

My front garden may be replaced by a sandy beach..........................

The Chinese Probe has just landed on the Backside of the Moon.....

In Cornwall, the farmers' wives are still making cheese ..... so why do the Chinese go to the Moon to get their cheese ?
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby r.m.anderson » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:26 pm

STEVIE wrote:Hi Al,
I make unanimous decisions with myself on a regular basis.
If I didn't have one already, I would be the most agreeable employer in the history of employment.
Steve,


I make unanimous decisions with myself on a regular basis.

So ME MYSELF and I are in full agreement ? LOL !
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby moonshadow » Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:57 pm

STEVIE wrote:Hi Al,
I make unanimous decisions with myself on a regular basis.
If I didn't have one already, I would be the most agreeable employer in the history of employment.
Steve,


Lucky.... my brain and my heart fight all the time...
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby beachlion » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:50 pm

I'm just curious. If you are self-employed, are you self-retired after you retire?
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby crfriend » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:57 pm

moonshadow wrote:Lucky.... my brain and my heart fight all the time...

Heh, you've got it easy. Occasionally I'll wind up with a couple of thought-threads that start fighting in my brain. Usually those are over pretty quickly, but sometimes persist long enough for me to consciously shut the combatants down. [0] I suppose that's the lot of the type that every so often has to juggles with problems in 50-year-old hardware and modern databases and programming languages...

It's been an interesting evening.

[0] Usually with the classic "bum's rush". (I like a quiet background; it helps the stuff in the foreground get finished.)
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby Gusto10 » Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:28 am

beachlion wrote:I'm just curious. If you are self-employed, are you self-retired after you retire?

If you have your own pension fund, yes. But if you're collecting also an old age pension like the AOW, I doubt it.
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby denimini » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:53 am

beachlion wrote:I'm just curious. If you are self-employed, are you self-retired after you retire?

Hmmm, I never thought there was an option of self retirement. I assumed it was becoming incompetent due to dementia or dying.
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby oldsalt1 » Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:23 pm

HELP HELP everybody went on strike for higher wages and more time off
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby crfriend » Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:20 pm

oldsalt1 wrote:HELP HELP everybody went on strike for higher wages and more time off

Clearly we need more layoffs so employees will be nervous and grovel to their owners employers in thanks of having a job and a way to put food on the table and keep a roof over their head.
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Re: Being Self Employed

Postby STEVIE » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:27 pm

My business has a good shop steward, the union is the AUG. (Association of Unbifurcated Geezer)
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