New Funny Pictures!!

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Re: New Funny Pictures!!

Postby r.m.anderson » Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:59 pm

Kirbstone wrote:One tip for driving an auto when one is used to a stick shift is to wrap one's left foot around one's right ear, so only the right foot is left down under there to operate both accelerator and brake.

Tom


Oh my gosh !
Lions Tigers & Bears !
There are three pedals
and I only have two legs

Oh and then there is that gear lever stick like device to
make things go faster or slower

OK the left one disengages the stop and go function
the middle one stops the go function
and the right one enables the go function albeit faster.

Any movement pressing all of the pedals to floor results in chaos.

It used to be a stick shift car was less expensive to buy -
now are you crazy - you want to spend more money to shift more !
"Kilt-On" -or- as the case may be "Skirt-On" !
WHY ?
Isn't wearing a kilt enough?
Well a skirt will do in a pinch!
Make mine short and don't you dare think of pinching there !
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Re: New Funny Pictures!!

Postby Fred in Skirts » Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:00 pm

Kirbstone wrote:One tip for driving an auto when one is used to a stick shift is to wrap one's left foot around one's right ear, so only the right foot is left down under there to operate both accelerator and brake.

Tom

I tried this and it took the doctor 5 hours to get it unwrapped!!! :rofl: :hide:
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Re: New Funny Pictures!! Who said men can't decorate

Postby Fred in Skirts » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:48 pm

And here is proof that they can!!!!

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Re: New Funny Pictures!! Men decorating

Postby Fred in Skirts » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:51 pm

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Re: New Funny Pictures!! Men decorating

Postby Fred in Skirts » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:52 pm

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Re: New Funny Pictures!! Men decorating

Postby Fred in Skirts » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:55 pm

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And my favorite one of all :!: :!:

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Re: New Funny Pictures!! Men decorating

Postby dillon » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:07 pm

Fred in Skirts wrote:
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You might lose a finger if you tighten a nut with that wrench...
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Re: New Funny Pictures!!

Postby Richard_09 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:58 am

I want these knives :D
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Re: New Funny Pictures!!

Postby Gusto10 » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:04 pm

some great examples for men-cave's
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Re: New Funny Pictures!! Who said men can't decorate

Postby dillon » Tue Jun 25, 2019 1:42 am

Fred in Skirts wrote:And here is proof that they can!!!!

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You'd definitely need to break out the Sno-Seal for that throne.
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Re: New Funny Pictures!!

Postby Fred in Skirts » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:29 pm

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