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Weirdo Dentist
Today, I visited my dentist for a filling. I wore my new(ish) brown, denim skirt from Next (straight, knee-length, rough hem, fabric belt).
My dentist is a young woman (late twenties) with some sort of foreign name, possibly Polish as it's unpronouncable, very long and with hardly any vowels. In spite of that, she doesn't speak like a foreigner - her accent is South-East England, possible London.
When I walked in, she stared at me as though I was stark naked, but no comment at first. Her nurse didn't seem remotely interested. I sat in her chair and she poked about in my mouth with several metal instruments of medieval torture - one designed to inflict the maximum pain on any exposed little nerves and the other with a mirror on the end so she could watch them squirm. Then she injected me and told me I'd have to wait a few moments for the anaesthetic to take effect.
"So is that some sort of kilt, then?" she quizzed me.
"No, it's just a skirt", I said.
"OKAAAAYYYYY...."
Pause.
"So...why....you know..."
"Why am I wearing a skirt?"
"Yeah"
"Cos I wore trousers yesterday and I fancied a change," I said, irritated.
"OKAAAAYYYYY...."
"Izh ver a probrem wiv dat?" I spluttered: my mouth was now getting numb.
"No. Far from it". She said, grimacing insanely.
The next thing I knew, she was masked up and drilling into my tooth with something that sounded like a small motorcycle at full throttle. I was, of course, unable to communicate back to her.
"No, I think it's great you can wear what you like. I mean, that's freedom, isn't it"
I grunted, unintelligibly.
"In fact, I'm hugely impressed. I mean. You know. Respect. You don't worry about convention do you?"
Grunt.
"You're obviously like me. Rebellious by nature. Don't care what others think so long as you feel it's right. It's a shame there aren't more people out there like us. It's what society needs".
Grunt.
Blah. Blah. Blah.
Grunt. Grunt. Grunt.
Five years later (or so it seemed), I was sent downstairs to pay the charges, still unable to articulate, and knowing that the good Miss Zyymzwtzcyzymzwtzymck - or whatever her name is - who had just performed dental surgery on me, is as mad as a sausage.
Next time I go to the dentist, I'll be wearing trousers. And earplugs.
Stu
My dentist is a young woman (late twenties) with some sort of foreign name, possibly Polish as it's unpronouncable, very long and with hardly any vowels. In spite of that, she doesn't speak like a foreigner - her accent is South-East England, possible London.
When I walked in, she stared at me as though I was stark naked, but no comment at first. Her nurse didn't seem remotely interested. I sat in her chair and she poked about in my mouth with several metal instruments of medieval torture - one designed to inflict the maximum pain on any exposed little nerves and the other with a mirror on the end so she could watch them squirm. Then she injected me and told me I'd have to wait a few moments for the anaesthetic to take effect.
"So is that some sort of kilt, then?" she quizzed me.
"No, it's just a skirt", I said.
"OKAAAAYYYYY...."
Pause.
"So...why....you know..."
"Why am I wearing a skirt?"
"Yeah"
"Cos I wore trousers yesterday and I fancied a change," I said, irritated.
"OKAAAAYYYYY...."
"Izh ver a probrem wiv dat?" I spluttered: my mouth was now getting numb.
"No. Far from it". She said, grimacing insanely.
The next thing I knew, she was masked up and drilling into my tooth with something that sounded like a small motorcycle at full throttle. I was, of course, unable to communicate back to her.
"No, I think it's great you can wear what you like. I mean, that's freedom, isn't it"
I grunted, unintelligibly.
"In fact, I'm hugely impressed. I mean. You know. Respect. You don't worry about convention do you?"
Grunt.
"You're obviously like me. Rebellious by nature. Don't care what others think so long as you feel it's right. It's a shame there aren't more people out there like us. It's what society needs".
Grunt.
Blah. Blah. Blah.
Grunt. Grunt. Grunt.
Five years later (or so it seemed), I was sent downstairs to pay the charges, still unable to articulate, and knowing that the good Miss Zyymzwtzcyzymzwtzymck - or whatever her name is - who had just performed dental surgery on me, is as mad as a sausage.
Next time I go to the dentist, I'll be wearing trousers. And earplugs.
Stu
man, you're kidding--she sounds great! maybe guys like us have spent ages pondering bucking the trend, but when we finally do, some people clearly have been waiting for ages to find someone willing to buck the trend!
I also have found people seem desperate to talk and open up about it, even though it's actually been ME thinking I was going out on a limb by wearing it--they seem just as desperate to unburden themselves of their feelings as I was of mine.
society. what a screwed up place, eh? everyone so uptight, and afraid of what? each other, clearly!
I also have found people seem desperate to talk and open up about it, even though it's actually been ME thinking I was going out on a limb by wearing it--they seem just as desperate to unburden themselves of their feelings as I was of mine.
society. what a screwed up place, eh? everyone so uptight, and afraid of what? each other, clearly!
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my dentist
My dentist isn't called a dentist, he prefers endodontist and reconstructive surgeon only labels. Now, that said, he's barefoot in his offices. Known locally as the "Barefoot dentist". The first time I walked into his office for the insertion of an implant over a titanium screw wearing a khaki (converted from shorts) knee length straight skirt he about blew a gasket. He said, (and I'm sure you have all heard about or heard directly this line,) What's with the skirt?....to which I replied, Ummmmm I'm standing in a dental office with a dentist that works on patients barefoot and you're asking ME what's with MY particular step out of the norm?????? He said, "you're not a transvestite are you? I answered with, how many transvestites have you seen with NO makeup, NO wigs, NO hi heeled shoes, NO jewelry, NO pantyhose and wearing a baggy T shirt, old vinyl loafers and a converted pair of shorts???? Oh, he said, so it's a standing up against society thing. Noooooo, I said, it's a personal comfort thing, it's a hip and lower back support thing, it's a no hanging panniculus thing and mainly it's a MY CHOICE thing. Now, are you going to do my implant or not....? OOOKKKK he said, I just never saw a man in a skirt before...I didnt ask if he'd ever watched TV or not, I didn't ask if he had ever seen a Scot or a Polynesian Islander. I just said, Now you have. I'm your first but I doubt I'll be your last. Where's the chair of pain? And off we went to it...As I was leaving, one of his receptionists whispered to me, Skip I think it makes you look slimmer. I like it...I responded in a whisper, so do I..
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That was a fantastic story. You really had me laughing. Thanks, I needed that.
From what you wrote, she accepted you, though not at first. Go in a skirt/kilt next time. Don't use ear plugs, get them to use the suction hose for the noise. It masks the sound of the drill.
From what you wrote, she accepted you, though not at first. Go in a skirt/kilt next time. Don't use ear plugs, get them to use the suction hose for the noise. It masks the sound of the drill.
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Devout moslem huh? How about going to his office wearing a djellaba? That's a moslem/middle east unbifurcated garment.
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Wearing a jellybaby? Maybe I should get one of them, something to hide the many bulges in my corpulant behemoth of a body.
(Somewhere in this fat bloated carapace of a body a shy thin person is screaming, to stay there!)(or was it something I ate?)
(Somewhere in this fat bloated carapace of a body a shy thin person is screaming, to stay there!)(or was it something I ate?)
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Shy thin person screaming
In me, the shy thin person inside is also screaming. He's saying HEY SKIP, YA WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? JUST KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT!!!! I guess he's got something there, you gotta open your mouth to gain weight, I guess if you keep it shut you'll lose weight. Well, it's working. In the last month and a half I've dropped 30 pounds and hope to drop another 130..or more. I'd really like to be down to 200 before I die. :ninjajig: Maybe my weight will get down to a resonable amount about the same time my hair reaches my ribs.
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Story of Life, Perspire, Expire, Funeral Pyre!I've been skirted part time since 1972 and full time since 2005. http://skirts4men.myfreeforum.org/
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Congratulations, and good luck on your hair gain and weight loss.Since1982 wrote:In me, the shy thin person inside is also screaming. He's saying HEY SKIP, YA WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? JUST KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT!!!! I guess he's got something there, you gotta open your mouth to gain weight, I guess if you keep it shut you'll lose weight. Well, it's working. In the last month and a half I've dropped 30 pounds and hope to drop another 130..or more. I'd really like to be down to 200 before I die. :ninjajig: Maybe my weight will get down to a resonable amount about the same time my hair reaches my ribs.
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Re: my dentist
Nice story ,if a man just wearing a skirt is a transvestite then how many million female transvestites are there ? women that wear trousers and shorts must also be strange ?Since1982 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:44 pm My dentist isn't called a dentist, he prefers endodontist and reconstructive surgeon only labels. Now, that said, he's barefoot in his offices. Known locally as the "Barefoot dentist". The first time I walked into his office for the insertion of an implant over a titanium screw wearing a khaki (converted from shorts) knee length straight skirt he about blew a gasket. He said, (and I'm sure you have all heard about or heard directly this line,) What's with the skirt?....to which I replied, Ummmmm I'm standing in a dental office with a dentist that works on patients barefoot and you're asking ME what's with MY particular step out of the norm?????? He said, "you're not a transvestite are you? I answered with, how many transvestites have you seen with NO makeup, NO wigs, NO hi heeled shoes, NO jewelry, NO pantyhose and wearing a baggy T shirt, old vinyl loafers and a converted pair of shorts???? Oh, he said, so it's a standing up against society thing. Noooooo, I said, it's a personal comfort thing, it's a hip and lower back support thing, it's a no hanging panniculus thing and mainly it's a MY CHOICE thing. Now, are you going to do my implant or not....? OOOKKKK he said, I just never saw a man in a skirt before...I didnt ask if he'd ever watched TV or not, I didn't ask if he had ever seen a Scot or a Polynesian Islander. I just said, Now you have. I'm your first but I doubt I'll be your last. Where's the chair of pain? And off we went to it...As I was leaving, one of his receptionists whispered to me, Skip I think it makes you look slimmer. I like it...I responded in a whisper, so do I..