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What if you attached the lower part (the legs) of this garment to the hem of a matching mini skirt? What would it be? There would be no inseam but would have separate legs. What should it be called?
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denimini wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 1:12 pm What if you attached the lower part (the legs) of this garment to the hem of a matching mini skirt? What would it be? There would be no inseam but would have separate legs. What should it be called?
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shadowfax wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:11 pmSkousers?
With respect to anyone from Merseyside too.
How about TuTupipes?
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Those pants are hilarious, but they would solve the issue of having too short of pants that cannot be cuffed (when I wear pants, I like to cuff them).

As for the name, hrmm...

Skirt: skirt
Skirt+shorts: skort
Pants: pants
Short pants: shorts

Skirt + pants: skants
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Coder wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 8:50 pm Those pants are hilarious, but they would solve the issue of having too short of pants that cannot be cuffed (when I wear pants, I like to cuff them).

As for the name, hrmm...

Skirt: skirt
Skirt+shorts: skort
Pants: pants
Short pants: shorts

Skirt + pants: skants
Does that mean you would be skantilly dressed?

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denimini wrote: Mon Jul 25, 2022 1:12 pm What if you attached the lower part (the legs) of this garment to the hem of a matching mini skirt? What would it be? There would be no inseam but would have separate legs. What should it be called?
Also - per my previous post - I think the item in the photo should be called "shants" -> shorts+pants.
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All I got out of that one was a sadness that someone else has fallen victim and gotten lost in the Denim Desert.
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Damned awkward. Imagine the gyrations and torsion pulls on the skirt.
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And people pay good money for that sort of abomination of fashion - distressed denim - very distressing - pieces pants parts skirt patches mini and short skorting the issue -

To each his own and the devil for all !
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r.m.anderson wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 1:48 am And people pay good money for that sort of abomination of fashion - distressed denim - very distressing - pieces pants parts skirt patches mini and short skorting the issue -

To each his own and the devil for all !
It's funny because this isn't really "distressed" - right? All 6 hems (ha!) are sewn neatly.
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crfriend wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 12:24 am All I got out of that one was a sadness that someone else has fallen victim and gotten lost in the Denim Desert.

Just had a wee browse and I daresay we could have it made in Guanaco wool as a "slightly" more up-market weirdness.
BTW the "Skant" has already boldly gone a trekkin'.
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A name for it/they.....Ridiculous!
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skirtedbrit wrote: Tue Jul 26, 2022 6:40 am A name for it/they.....Ridiculous!
It is fashion, it is meant to be ridiculous unless you take it otherwise.
Or make loads of money from it. that is.
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Not sure what to make of it :roll: From the top down, it looks female but from the shoes up to the slit it looks male.
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