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Foustaphobia

Postby denimini » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:03 am

I thought there must be a word for it. A condition most men suffer from.
Now we can tell detractors that they should get some help with their Foustaphobia.
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Re: Foustaphobia

Postby crfriend » Tue Feb 28, 2017 1:37 am

s/thought/knew/g [0]

Damn you Hector Berlioz. [1]

How's that for going off the rails... 'Tis the (primary) peril of an associative mind.



[0] a UNIX "sed" phrase for, "Substitute "knew" for "thought" globally in a document.

[1] Hector Berlioz wrote the choral work The Damnation of Faust a few years ago (in the 19th Century), and whilst that may not be entirely pertinent here, is it possibly? (Although, being a tale of seduction I'll bet a skirt was involved somewhere.)
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Re: Foustaphobia

Postby moonshadow » Tue Feb 28, 2017 5:16 am

Not to be "that guy"...

But Foustaphobia defines as a "fear of skirts".

Most men are not afraid of skirts, they simply want to get into them from the hem side, preferably while attached to an attractive woman. :wink:

It's getting into skirts from the waist side that scares the hell out of men, as though their nads will fall out the other end. :roll:

Silly wabbit! :lol:
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Re: Foustaphobia

Postby Bertino56 » Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:04 am

Directly related to fustanella.
That's the pleated skirt worn in Greece by Evzones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fustanella
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Re: Foustaphobia

Postby crfriend » Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:53 am

moonshadow wrote:It's getting into skirts from the waist side that scares the hell out of men, as though their nads will fall out the other end. :roll:

It's a simple matter of physics: There's nothing to stop them from falling out. Perhaps on many guys the things aren't attached properly in the first place?
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Re: Foustaphobia

Postby denimini » Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:56 am

OK, maybe Andro-foustaphobia - a fear of men in skirts
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